HELP! things to tell someone who wants your whoohoo and you don't want their penis

You're so wrong. Toys are boring. I just want a human being with a will of her own, I want women around me to be LESS like toys.

 

that is an excellent assertion fex

 

makes me suspicious. :$

 

of wha?

 

yes, "dry sex"? but when it comes to sex sex... no... not yet, anyway

 

Im sorry, but it is very cruel to have "Dry sex" with an adult male and not expect them to expect "wet sex." Very Very NOT NICE

 

tell him you can already smell his penis, and it aint going anywhere near you that stanky

 

I know, I have a serious problem

I guess I keep my vagina tight

And I am somewhat of sadist, maybe

 

oh and maybe I have a huge fear of std's (casual sex, no thanks, ever, aids, condoms do break and I don't trust anyone), can't fuck without feelings, and don't wanna seem like an easy slut but then again... dry sex doesn't occur until we're officially dating... so it's not like I am an easy slut... but still. I don't know.

 

What??????? Why?

 

Ever hear of the term "Blue Balls?" Well trust me, it's NOT FUN :sniff1:

 

I always thought it was just something we said to chicks to try and turn em, but...its a real thing!!!!!!

 

I know some girls don't mean any harm by being a tease. Hell, some teasing is fun....a major turn on. But there is a certain line that you can cross when a guy "knows for sure" he's gettin laid. When that line is crossed, there is minimal blood flow to the brain and we cannot think very clearly. We act on passion and instinct once this line is crossed, and cannot read the signs that you send telling us that you don't want to go "all the way."

When you put on the brakes and stop the car before it reaches the garage......it is a feeling similar to that of a kid lined up to be picked for dodgeball. (You know that you are good at dodgeball, and you are excited to play. You think you'll be picked 1st or second....but to your suprize no one picks you at all and you have to watch from the sidelines)

 

lol yeah, seen them, many times... it's sad... but hey... just go jerk off!

 

It doesn't allways happen....but when it does.....it feels like someone kicked you in the balls but the pain won't go away.

 

I'm sure it's nothing compared to heartache

 

It definitely helps

 

maybe blowing them or jerking them off would be a good way to show them im not letting them in but still feel compassionate of their... needs

 

Two very completey different things....

It may be just the different ways men and women think, but when I am with someone new.....heartache from past loves is the LAST thing on my mind.

 

DING DING DING DING!!!!!! lol

I totaly thought this thread was about something different before