HELP! things to tell someone who wants your whoohoo and you don't want their penis

what about giving the guy ghb taking his clothes and putting him outside?

 

you could always say
'before you go any further with this, I'm already spoken for and he's built like a brick shit house, oh here he is now'
and grab hold of the first big guy you see
S

 

tell them you're involved with a maytag repairman

 

lol you guys are making laugh, it's good, i need it

 

Tell them you are dating a loner asian engineering student who is obsessed with Macabre violence and writes really crappy plays

 

hahahaha

or you are dating two friends who like wearing trenchcoats

 

Haha

Tell him you are dating a guy named Ed who really likes suits made out of skin.

 

lol @ Gary and Pavel

 

or saying you are dating a giant black man usually works (for me anyway)

 

what if it's actually another giant black man who's trying to get in my pants?

 

Tell him that you're still can't get over Freddie Mercury's death and that you can't dedicate your life to any other man, especially after the sex change.

 

wear a skirt

 

now that gives me something to fantasi...i mean think about

 

Tell him your last partner vibrated and you just don't think he'll be up to the task.

 

Just tell them you're a psychotic, drug addled drama queen.

 

with 16 kids
S

 

i really don't care about sounding like a ****. simple phrases like "yeah, you can buy me a beer, but i'm not going to fuck you" tend to work well, especially if you offer to buy the next pitcher and play darts. in more aggressive situations, saying "quit humping my fucking leg" work well, if followed by a stiff punch to the kidney. in situations where you know the guy is kinda interested, but he's still kinda fun, convincing him you're a professional competitive knife thrower is MY favorite.


wow, i do kinda have a badass history. i always thought i was a teddy bear.

 

Maybe you present your self as a slut.

 

As I recall when you told me you were going to get a restraining order on me I backed off.

SHIT!!!

Please don't tell...

 

no, i definitely do not present myself as a slut... at all... more like... cute and sexy yes but not slutty