Have you ever walked in on somebody who's not your significant other?

I came to bed real late one night. As I came up the stairs. I could hear my 19 yo daughter going at it. She must have been having phone sex. I could hear her talking. Whimpering. I could hear those wet organic masturbatory sounds. I know it's not right. But I got proud of her for being a sex freak. I would never do anything but I did get very aroused.


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once I came upon a van at night with two people going at it. moral= don't knok if its a rockin.

 

but if you knock maybe it could become three people going at it...

 

Yes, its the weirdest thing .Like 2 weeks ago where I work I went to get on the elevator and when the door opened there were to teenagers going to town. All I could say was wow! I couldn't believe because this girl was laying on the nasty elevator floor I thought that was just so gross. It was not the sex going on that shocked me at all , it was the fact she was undressed on that nasty ass floor..lol.. It was gross I mean 4 all she knew someone that had dog shit on there shoes could have just stepped out of there...eeewww

 

I remember one time when my parents, my cousin & I were on a caravan (trailer to Americans) holiday. My parents were in one caravan, while my cousin & I were in another. I think my cousin was about 13 while I was about 16.

Anyway, I went into their caravan one morning for one reason or another (I can't remember what the reason was), only to walk in on the vision of my father's backside pumping up & down in the Missionary Position.

At first I was horrified, aghast with shock. At first I simply told my cousin that they were still in bed, but when we got back to our own caravan I explained what I had seen. The thing was that this was still in the early 70s when sex education was virtually non-existant, and he didn't fully understand what I was on about. I then explained to him about the workings of basic sex. After a few minutes he started shuffling uncomfortably, and explained that for some reason he was getting hard. As he wasn't the only one, I said I really needed to beat one off, and that he could join me if he wanted. The problem was that in his innocence he didn't know what I meant. Needless to say, though, he didn't take long to catch on by copying what I was doing, and it blew his mind when he had his first ever orgasm all over the place.

 

Yup I came home once to find my roommates boyfriend having a play on the couch. He never could look me in the eye after that.

 

I just remembered. I hadn't thought about this in years. I came home to find my college roommate asleep on my bed naked with one of my porno mags on his lap. He must've had a good session with himself!


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In college, my roommate and I went to a party and as usual danced with some girls but didn't bring any home. But we got very drunk. We got back to the room. I went to brush my teeth for a few minutes then went back down the hall to our room. I opened the door quietly since it was late at night and didn't want to wake up people next door.

I only saw it for a second or two, but it's one of those images I will never forget. My roommate was on his back in his bunk, pants pulled down to his ankles. His left hand was on his balls while his right hand was wrapped around his cock. He was way too drunk to notice me. It's the only other erect penis I've ever seen (though only for a few seconds). Maybe a bit longer than mine, but much skinnier.

I closed the door, went back to the bathroom and came back a few minutes later. The light was off and he was asleep. I was horny too from dancing with the girls, so I got into my bunk and jerked off too.

 

I've walked in on both brothers, my mom, and my dad. Basically I've caught everyone in my house except for the dog and the horses. But I think they must be more discreet......

 

You have the horses in the house? And whatever size is the dog in order to manage it with the horse?

 

I walked in on my college roommate while he was jacking it at the computer. I came back early from an exam, and there he was at my desk, tugging away. He immediately pulled up his pants and asked how the exam was. I said, "Good. I have to go to the bathroom." When I came back to the room, I cautiously opened the door and he was on his bed reading a book. We never discussed the situation, and we're still friends today.

 

LOL, my horses won't fit in the house..........

And I don't think my male dog is gonna be too keen on receiving a horse cock......

 

I've happened upon someone a few times, though actually, the first time doesn't count because I never actually saw the couple, I only heard them. That first one happened when I was 16 or 17. I was stoned as hell and listening to Hendrix in headphones at around 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. Then out of the blue, I thought both my big toes were broken. I tried to convince myself they were fine, but the more I played with them, the weirder they felt. So I headed off to Mom and Dad's room because I was certain that they were experts on big toes, seeing as how they each had two of their own. When I got to their door, which was open, I heard some strange noises. I had never heard anything like that before, and my altered brain was trying to make sense of what my ears were hearing. I stood there for about a minute listening to what sounded like air trying to escape from a whoopi cushion. I can only imagine the puzzled look on my face and how it changed from that to shock when I finally realized what I was hearing. I took my toes, which were now miraculously healed, back to bed with me and couldn't decide if I was mortified by almost walking in on my folks or turned on by what they were doing.

Another incident occurred this summer while I was out walking through a nearby wooded park. As I rounded a bend on one of the foot paths, I stumbled upon a woman who was squatted down in an opening in the shrubbery. I believe she was pissing, but with the long skirt she had on and the unusual movement she made when I saw her, I'm not so sure. Either way though, I apologized, excused myself and accelerated all in one heartbeat, getting myself the hell out of there.

 

Yes. I've discovered friends in my shower masturbating, my cousin and I overheard my Mom through her bedroom door.

More exciting is one which involved me being walked in on. I've got caught by my mother.

One day (as every) I was watching porn with my tight boxer briefs down by my ankles, topless and stroking my cock at the living room computer.. I was also reading erotic stories of teens masturbating, and taboo because I wanted my younger cousin...

Mom had let me stay home (I pretended a mild flu) and she went out mid-morning so I felt safe moaning loudly and having the porn loud. I was nearly at orgasm when I turned my head to see Mom in the doorway, shopping bags in her hands - watching me with a shocked but compassionate look on her face.

I thought she would be upset so I slowed and didn't cum. She seemed to try apologize and allow me to finish, moving on as I began to stop and went for covering myself up. I didn't continue..

10 minutes later she came in the room and I had minimized the windows but was sitting in my shorts. I was quiet and she came over and began talking to me. Saying she thinks its beautiful what I was doing. How its natural and important not to feel shame. That she understands my need to wank, but she wasn't liking that I cut school to masturbate. She said new policy was anytime after school (and not to neglect homework) that I was free to masturbate at anytime she didn't have friends over.

So starting the next afternoon I began openly masturbating with the door open. I had thought I should pretend I was upset she had seen me the day before but really I had loved being watched. I setup a mirror for her to see me from the kitchen if she couldn't resist, and from the TV room she could see me stroke.

(I have to quit this story early and masturbate. I'm so hard. I'll tell the rest tomorrow)

 

i believe every word of this...

 

I believe too. Cannot wait for Santa's visit. 44 sleeps

 

Fuck! Where's Mr. Man when you need him. Any minute now he should be playing 20 questions with this troll telling the rest of us how normal it is.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Yes, just recently actually. I went to get in the elevator where I work & these two teens where going at it on the nasty floor. When the door opened I just said WOW & laughed !! I let them finish & i just took the stairs.

 

I have caught my ex step brother at it

 

Doesn't really count, but more than once on a school holiday, sharing bunk beds with a friend, I would wake to the whole rickety bed shaking.
I made it known that this was physically uncomfortable, for which he apologised and finished up. In that week, I managed to convince him not to once.