Have you ever been walked in on masturbating or having sex?

Got caught by gramma whoopin' the skin pickle. Mentioned my eyesight.

 

My wife walked in as I sucking my bf dick.What pissed me off is that he was getting ready to shoot me luscious load.She was pissed I was more pissed.

 

I walked in on my Mum having sex with a black guy.I figured it was a one night stand for her as she had just come out of a long term relationship.I never saw him again.

 

had a dream other night I walked in on someone and it was weird and I cant remember much but I think that's a good thing.. fucking dreams..

 

Like most young mums, I've had my toddler daughter join us whilst "on the job!" As I was with another woman during her younger years, that wasn't as difficult to cover.
That of course doesn't count in the poll.

She did (my daughter) when she was about 15 walk in a catch me mid-twiddle. (Actually I was about 5 rubs from orgasm.....) I was covered by bedclothes, but there was no disguising what I was about.

Embarrassed? A little. Her?? confused.
We had a chat about how Mums actually have the same "needs" as teenagers and how masturbation is very normal, but better done in private.
We came to a conclusion that a shut bedroom door for either of us required a knock first rather than the barge in we'd been doing.

 

In high school my boyfriend (now husband) and I were screwing on the couch in the basement when my step brother came home. The thought of him catching us turned me on and I went crazy and he finished quickly. We hurried up and covered up with a blanket as my step brother walked in. I don't know if he knew that we were naked or what we had just done but I enjoyed it. I had forgotten about that until my husband brought it up last night. He said "I should have known in high school that you liked danger sex because of..." going on to share the memory.

I walked by my parents room and saw my dad yanking one off when I was about 15. He still doesn't know that I saw him. I didn't stick around to watch. Once I realized what he was doing I hurried down the stairs.

Oh shit, I almost forgot...I walked in on my brother in law having sex on prom night. He and I are the same age so we went to the same prom. My boyfriend (husband) went home to change before post prom and we couldn't find his brother. We walked in on him and his girlfriend. It took me a minute to figure out what was going on. I laughed and walked out of the room. It either took my husband a little longer to figure it out or maybe he just wanted to watch for a minute because he stayed in there for a minute longer. My brother in law was the smart one. Their dad worked nights so he was gone. His mom volunteered to work at post prom so she would be gone and we were going to post prom. So he and his girlfriend had the house to themselves.

 

my dad always managed to open up the door when I was j/o...made me very jumpy lol

 

I've been masturbating at a friends house his sister walked in, of course I tried to hide it, but she knew. I'm not so sure if she knew I was thinking of her at the time or that I've used her bras for well... I talk about that in other posts

 

I think my little brother saw me once when i was 17. I am afraid to ask him though. lol

My mom once when I was doing it with my boyfriend.... he had just came in my mouth (that was our birth control). She walked in to tell us dinner was ready as she was opening the door she looked at him and then me and said "oh I see... well... whenever you kids are ready.. you know" it was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life followed by the most awkward family dinner ever.

I had a girl roommate walk in a few times but we've both seen/heard eachother masturbating and having sex. They weren't as big of a deal. I caught a guy roommate jerking off one night when I went to ask him something. He was so embarrassed but it really turned me on. We ended up messing around that night. My roommates and I have a lot of fun I guess. Lol

 

Sounds like fun, you can walk in on me anytime

 

Great thread and with some hot stories! Here's my contributions (in chronological order):

My parents were divorced and my dad only had a two bedroom apartment. So my brother and I had to share a bed when we went to visit. I was about 10, brother was 13. It was dawn and I'm still sound asleep but woken up by some bed shaking, turn over and there he is spanking the monkey in plain sight. I had no idea what he was doing as I hadn't discovered it yet. He had that caught look on his face and I probably had a confused look on mine, I rolled over and went back to sleep.

When I was about 13 - 14 (still a virgin mind you), my step father had a party for his birthday like he did every year and one of his friends got him a blow up sex doll as a gag gift. few days or whatever later I went snooping through their room like all kids do. Discovered it and figured what the hell. Took it to my room, blew it up and started banging it. Well wouldn't you know it, my step dad comes home early, opens up my bedroom door as he never knocked and sees me banging his blow up doll. He gives me a look and closes the door. Pretty much the most embarrassing moment of my life. Although later on when i came out he said only two things: 1. I won't tell your mother, and 2. You can keep the doll...

When i was about 17, I was banging this girl at my house on the family room couch thinking if anyone came home I'd hear the garage door open and have enough time to pull our clothes up. I had just came inside this girl, pulled out and noticed the rubber broke, so I'm in a shock moment as this girl was a casual FB and not on the pill. Then not even 2 seconds later my brother who was on college break visiting and who didn't have a garage opener comes in from the sliding glass door which leads directly into the family room. Double shocked, I jumped up and ran down the hall while the girl just lay there half naked on the couch and my brothers white as a ghost. Coming to my senses 2 seconds later I go back in the family room, my brother leaves and the girl just looks at me and shakes her head.

When i was about 18-19 I had a girlfriend who was two years younger and we were active (Think statutory rape). Her dad and I got along but he was a total nutcase. Anyway I'm at her house banging her in her bed in the spoon position, and her dad just walks in her room to talk to her about something. Luckily we had the covers over us and just acted as if we were cuddling. They exchange a few words meanwhile my dick is still throbbing inside her and I'm thinking I'm a dead man for sure. She plays it cool, they finish chatting and he leaves and closes the door. I don't know how on earth he didn't think we were fucking or how I managed to get out of that alive. But I at least got to finish

Probably the most memorable "getting caught" moment was about 6 months later, I was with the same girl. Although her parents had just split up as her mom cheated with some young musician who was only a couple years old than I was. Her mom moved out and got her own place a couple hours away and a month or so later we went there to stay for a few days. She going through this mid life crisis, got a boob job right after she moved out, but this was the first time my GF or I had seen her since she moved out. She was kind of a MILF before but now she had some real heavy hitters and was very proud of her new "girls" and loved showing them off. First thing she said when she saw us was "Well... What do you think?" So we're there a day or two and I'm in cleavage heaven, half the time she didn't even wear a bra. So I'm there sitting on the couch wearing a T-shirt and some loose fitting cotton shorts like gym shorts, my GF was in the shower upstairs. And her mom walks into the room wearing a skin tight V-neck shirt which is totally hugging her boobs exposing mounds of cleavage, nipples pretty much visible. It's impossible not to stare... Making conversation I asked her "So how do you like your new boobs?" To which she smiles, shakes them and said "I just love em... Do you wanna see em?" I stand up and go "Sure!" She takes her shirt off, no bra on just revealing these massive heavy hitters. They had to be DD, maybe bigger. I'm standing there staring in awe, and again she shakes a bit, wiggling them and I'm watching these things bounce around. I couldn't help it and I asked "You mind if I touch them?" She didn't say a word, just smiled and held her hands above her head and took a step towards me. I slowly touch, fondle and start to squeeze these things over and over for what felt like about 30 seconds and I'm hard as a rock and she can totally tell with the shorts I had on. As I'm fondling she reaches down and starts feeling and stroking my cock through my shorts and I just start sucking on these massive tits. This goes on for about a minute or more and then she pulls down my shorts, gives me a few tugs and pushes me back on the couch. Gets on her knees in front of me, grabs my dick and starts titty fucking me. I was blown away and in heaven. She does this for a little bit then starts sucking on me and man did she give great head. This goes on for about 5 minutes or so and I start moaning as she picks up the tempo and I'm getting close. She senses this and doesn't stop and just as I grunt and start to cum in her mouth my GF comes in the room and yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!" Her mom gags and comes off me and I blasted her one good shot in the face as she did, lol. I turn around in panic, see my GF madder than hell, hair dripping wet with a towel wrapped around her, my cum is cut short. Her mom scurries to put her shirt back on. My GF comes over still screaming at us both, starts slapping me, her towel falls off so she's there beating me up naked while I've got my shorts around my ankles and her mom is wiping goo off her face. Talk about a kodak moment. I took it like a bitch yelling "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!!" She kicked me out right then and that pretty much ended things.

Only person who's ever caught me spanking the monkey is my wife on quite a few occasions. She doesn't really care though, usually turns around and walks out although there's been a few times she helped me finish up.

 

my mom caught me masturbating a couple times when I was growing up and my roommate now has seen me do it a lot, I hardly ever close my door, lol, and I've seen her plenty of times too

 

I think I've always been careful

I've never been walked in on doing either, and never walked in on anyone either!

 

My mom caught me going down on my GF when I was 17 and I got caught jacking off a couple times by my roommate in college!

 

I was caught consistently, on purpose. Set up everything with cell cameras focused on the door. Mom would walk in my back to the door, headphones on, pictures of my mom with tits and pusses glued on them hanging up. Twice I timed it so I came as she walked in. She never said anything. I always wanted her to help me finish, blow me or fuck me, never happened. Sure wish I woulda asked..

 

Yeah I'm guessing BS on that one

 

I let my mom and my sister both catch me jacking off. My sister yelled at me and called me a perv. My mom said nothing but the next week I came home from school and found a playboy magazine and hand towel laying on my bed.

 

Got caught by a boyfriend's mother once upon a time. We all pretended it didn't happen.

I'm pretty sure a boss once caught me giving a co-worker a hand job. He made subtle jokes about having seen us where we shouldn't have been, but never said what exactly he saw.

I'm pretty sure a security guard once busted me giving head in public, and watched he whole thing on her monitor before coming well after we were done to eject us from the location.

My high school sweetheart's mom thought she busted us. We were on the bed, barefoot, but otherwise dressed. Other friends were present. One had some kind of foot phobia, and her boyfriend put a blanket over us so that she would forget we didn't have on socks! When the lady of the house came to check on us, she was very upset at first. She snatched the blanket away, which of course made foot weirdo cry. Hilarious.

 

youngest daughter caught us some years ago while her mother was riding me.
B.F.D.!!

 

I walked in on my best friend fucking my wife once. That's not nearly as bad as it might sound, since my wife and I were already in a threesome with him and he'd been fucking her for quite a while, with my obvious approval. This just happened to be once when I wasn't expecting it. After they got over being startled by my unexpected arrival, they went back at it. After the two of them were done, she and I fucked. That was a good afternoon!