Have YOU ever been abducted by ALIENS?:

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yeah man!! i was abducted by aliens! those crazy fuckers!

 

Hmmmm..

No. No, I can't say that I have.

 

i was abducted bye a mr. jack michealson
an he probed me.

twaz scary

 

Never been aducted but while in a higher dimension an alien did show me something really cool.

 

yeah, i was abducted. it happened a couple months ago. when i woke up, i had this tingly sensation on my torso. when i looked, i had tis bright red line going across my torso, right below my ribcage, and another one slanting down, right around where your liver is. i thought i just must of moved around in my sleep and my fingernails cut me or something. but here we are, 2 months later, and they are still there.

 

i don't wanna talk about it..

 

never been abducted here, but a couple of friends said they were abducted and no one remembered until like years later what happened, who knows if that's really true though, we used to party a lot.

 

It seems to me that if alien aircraft were entering eartj we would pick it up on satelites or somthing but shit i guess if they have enough technology to reach earth they would probably have somthing to counteract the photo images

 

That's if you assume the aliens and our world governments ar eon seperate sides. They are one group, really, not even as seperated as two allied groups. They are one. NASA picks up objects all the time. They edit them out of photgraphs.

 

My cousin was abducted she didn't come home for three days.

 

Jerry Garcia said in a interview that he was abducted for 3 days by those aliens that look like praying mantis's. I don't think he was joking when he said it so at least he believed that it happened.

 

I think i did, I was at my grandpa's house and I went out for a ride on the fuorwheeler and I swear I saw some thing run through the woods!! I freacked out and went down to the creek and laid down. I felt something hit me and I woke up on my fourwheeler to some staick noise and then went back to sleep and woke and went to my grandpas

 

No, but I wish I had been.

 

If there are any aliens reading this, I WANT to be abducted! Please, do me a favor and get me OUTTA here!

 

I Accidentally Voted No...


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Hey, lets consider some facts: 1) to much bong 2) to much bong water. now considering your high when this shit happens your a fucking loser to belief it. it was probably just a bunch of gay fuckers fucking you in the arse i.e your friends.

In that case be ready for more abductions i mean telling people that you want to be abducted WTF!? now some pedifile bitch will come after you i.e your friends.

goodbye fuckers!


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i think i have scarred myself by reading from this wierd arse forum.

 

They requested absolute secrecy.

 

I was never abducted, but I saw several UFOs before.
Maybe I was abducted, but they erased my memory.

I bet the aliens that are always abducting people are actually working for the government...

 

I don't think the government is quite that smart.....