Have YOU ever been abducted by ALIENS?:

I was abducted by Psychedelic Trance loving Party Aliens :X It was amazing...

They took my brain to another dimension while my body lay asleep one nite in a beautiful norwegian forest. *sighs* I sure do miss those crazy fuckers

 

If they ever come back let us know. We want to be abducted, too.

 

i was abducted once. it was horrible. They were <sniff> Mexican. And illegal immigrants. They took me to their home and forced me to watch the movies they made. I'll never forget their names. Peach and Tong.

 

I was never abducted, but I did see a UFO one time while camping in the Key west area. I saw the object zoom across the sky and then zoom in another direction without hesitation. It was high in the sky and I could not make out any details other than it was a light in the sky. It was about 20 years ago but I will never forget it. And no I was not tripping.

 

Fuck yes those grey devils have taken me

 

No, never been abducted.

 

If there are any aliens reading this and are looking for a specimen to abduct, I have some spare time. My rates are reasonable: $20/hour for an external body scan, $50/hour for a full body examination and $0.25 for a mind probe.

 

Thankyou to all who participated on this thread.
Some of you had it bad - much worse than me.You've been subjected to brainwashing to take out the World's leaders & then remember nothing of what you have done.The Aliens want our Planet; - or to procreate with our finest: Arnold Swartzenegger, Hillary Clinton etc. so that they & us are indistinguishable.

.............Save us!!!!!.............somebody,pleeeezzzzee!!!!!!!.


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see those too round scars on my leg?
well the aliens did that. they implated something weird.
i got it on my arms too.

 

Dude, fuck aliens. One time I was so high that I tapped into THE parallel universe and I was lying on a single bed. I couldn't put any part of my body off the bed or it would be sucked into this universe forever! It was horrible. Then, my friend's brother put on some Bob Marley or Jimi Hendrix, I can't remember which, and aliens fucking started talking to me. That was so scary dude. It was horrible. They spoke so clear. Oh man, I was so scared. They told me they were coming to get me and that they were bad aliens. They sent me a picture of themselves to me via my BRAIN. Horrible. I wanted to call my boyfriend so bad, but I didn't. I got so scared. Then, when I came back home ( I was visiting another state) I got high again some time later and the aliens talked to me AGAIN via radio waves and my boyfriend was there but he was tripping off of morning glory seeds and he was really high. He told me he would never let them get me. I belive him. He just has to be with me, touching me, when I encounter them. Oh man, that shit is so scary. XD

 

Dirty Sods!. Aliens get dirty just once more with Earth-Women &.........................

 

Sure,I appreciate your experience was bad but had you been on the tinnies the night before???.

 

What's a tinnie?

 

Tin of Budweiser etc.
You know there's a Jimi Hendrix song called: '3rd Stone From The Sun'
Where he speaks in a slowed down slurred kind of way......maybe you were listening to that when you had that e.s.p. brainwave?.

 

Yeah I have been, and they didn't even have the courtesy of giving me change for a cab home!

 

No,they don't pay you for a cab ride home,matey;they make their victims walk home!!!.

I was seduced by the Jayne Mansfield Robots........& under interrogation- dropped everyone in it!!....so anyone who knows me,sorry but the J-M-Robots will be coming to your front door soon.



-fellow Hipsters: Be on your guard.......don't be fooled by the J-M Robots!.

 

No I haven't yet but I saw a UFO once...
They say (you know the "they" who is always saying things )that a substantial amount of people who have hardcore DMT experiences, have abduction experiences too.
Whether true or not, I dont know. It's just one of those interesting facts that get thrown around with no real evidence from any of the tellers.

 

no, it's an alien.

 

I think when you guys think of abduct, you think of "beam me up scottie" I don't think they come and take us away ... but they speak to us in our minds. Not like voices we hear and understand, but we just know they are there, it's like a 6th sence. The crazy part, is this only happenes when your really stoned! Well, maybe not, I suppose it could happen when your not high, but I doubt it. Trippy shit though .... it's all in our minds ... we know they are there. I belive.

 

not exactly abducted ...

more like hijacked,

(like piracy or something)
but i happend to have some over ride codes
(from a previous life, long story)
that i had no idea if they would work
we'll not for sure anyway
but they did

wish i could have kept that sweet ship
no such luck

at least not until THIS world gets its act a little more togather anyway

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