Have you ever accidentally (on purpose) flashed someone or "bumped" into them?

One time in a extremly crowded hallway at my school, I turned sideways to squeeze through a group of hot guys. Then my ass kinda skimmed over this guys dick. I made it look like an accident, but it definitly wasn't.

 

haha, no, no, ahaha i meant if you had girl boobs, not just normally
like if you had girls breast and such...

 

nothing of this sort has ever happened to me, mystical shroom who is that guy?

 

If you were a guy you'd probably be too worried that you're small to do that.

 

oh...i wonder if i could lactate.

 

lol, i would totally play with my titties all day....but, at any rate, i don't think the user was trying to insult you, i think he was just joking around. that was the impression i got from it. ...this seems to have been one giant misunderstanding ..hugs for everyone! *hugs*

*unsquishes bug*

 

haha that's the spirit danger

 

the guy in my sig? If thats who you are talking about its Beakman, the coolest person ever

 

Coolest? Maybe according to your standards, babe.

 

what, you dont think Beakman is the coolest, well sorry dont have a pic of you so this will have to do

 

who's Bill Nye?

 

Hahaha! He was this "scientist" who had a children's television show about science. He was pretty lame.

 

Yup...he's no Beakman not even close...hehe

 

Yeah, now I'd be one to "accidentally" bump into, or just rape, Beakman... mmm.

 

hahaha it must be his hair....

 

Have you not seen his toned body? And look at that hot, green lab coat! Wowzers!

 

haha
Do you think he's built like Mr. T underneath that bright ass green lab coat....teehee

 

Hunny, I've been with Mr. T... he aint got nothin' on Beakman!

 

hahaha oh hell, that made me laugh out loud that was the best...hehe

Was it before or after The A-Team...

 

Well, ahem, both... but he was better after. He only gets better with age.