Hardcore drug dealer names

The US is not Canada by any means...you know?

 

the weirdest one was juice, but then my bfs always got my drugs.... not me

 

"this guy my friend told me about"

 

the dealers i use most often work as a team, there called Jake and Gavin and all my mates are convinced that there a couple. lol.

 

My drug dealer name would be "Crunchy Popcorn".

 

to the dude who said twitch... that sounds more like a crack dealer lol

 

once knew a guy named 'mad dog'

Of course dude twitched like he was on a 4 day meth binge anyway.

 

Velocipede

 

Haha. I still know a guy named a mad dog. He's reliable as fuck, but his weed is usually not too great. He makes up in quantity, though.

 

yeah, this guy's not reliable at all, he's also 3/4 batshit and 2/3 fruit loops, but his stuff's good....when you can get it, or even find him at home. Half the time he's out wandering the countryside talkin to himself.

He's definitely a 'last resort', if you get my drift. Like, when you show up, he'll fire off his rifle a couple times to see if you pull weapons or return fire. If you don't know what to expect, or if you haven't warned the guy you're with, it gets kinda interesting. He's a real paranoid type, too. Grows like a demon, though.

 

fluffy bunny?

 

you know....I don't think I'd mess with a guy nicknamed 'fluffy anything'

 

junior

 

"Bitch! You know what I want! I wana talk to Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson, cuz its hard being black and gifted, sometimes i just wana throw it all down and get lifted" ha ha that's what I think about

 

I now a middle man we call Man-time...name's Manny

 

theres a guy named "the scientist" around here. he deals mostly with acid

 

i know a tripp and a guy named Sketch

 

captain crunch

 

I am pretty sure I wouldn't ever buy anything off of a guy named Sketch.

 

i knew a dealer named sketch but he drowned a few years ago