Happy Easter

...my kids are little heathens with lots of energy that wreak havoc and I have to chase after them to keep them on the right path.. sit and watch? haahah you're funny..

 

I apologize!

 

If you found one of these, you might think the easter bunny had smiled upon you indeed.


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Happy Easter, dear e-friends, and sallysmart

 

My fiance's family thinks they're good Christians because they're eating fish today. I remember last year his aunt actually looked at me funny and said "You're eating meat??" and I told her I'm not a Christian. I don't care what religion his family is, I'm not going to adhere to a belief I don't follow. I'm not a child that has to just go along with whatever the family is doing. I'm an adult.

I'm just lucky his grandmother is too lazy to go to church, because she ignores logic and would never understand why I don't believe in it no matter how much I explain.

 

That's what I think too.

Our big (town) egg hunt was last Sat.- This weekend will just be the family one for us.

 

I wish I could come to Rochester and give you a hug.

 

Wtf does prey tell mean??

 

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pray_tell

 

Every holiday that comes up I get a call from my friends the week before telling me I am coming to dinner so,,, that's where I am going on Sunday.
Gotta love it, one is gay and she don't cook worth a shit but she does all the prep work and my other friend isn't gay but she can cook a storm and they make a huge lay out together, one telling the other what to do and visa versa. It's the funniest thing I ever saw and you gotta stand out of the way but it's always a big turn out of about 12 or so and everyone goes home hurting and loosening the pants for the ride home.
They do this for every holiday and our birthdays too so its often but we do try to double some birthdays to a holiday where they are close enough.
Last time I seen such a spread was when my grandmother was still able and she always went to the ends to do it.

Happy Easter everyone, hope you are going somewhere or bringing in family and friends, unless you want it to be a quiet one.

Does anyone know what happens when you change the batteries around in the energizer bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...

Anyone know why the Easter bunny hides his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's doin it with chickens.

 

lol

 

The thing that bothers me about Easter, working in retail, is that there's this mad rush to the shops to stock up on supplies before the holiday, and the mall is clogged with hordes of slow moving fat people. Most of them are elderly, clumsy and have no sense of spatial awareness whatsoever. Their tired, glazed over eyes seem to lack any semblance of humanity and are wholly focused on searching for goods at the cheapest possible price. They treat the staff at the stores like dirt and huff and puff like spoiled 5 year olds when they don't get what they want. They study sales catalogs as if they are sacred scrolls that were once handed down by Jesus before he was nailed to the cross and tortured by being force fed chocolate eggs, until chocolate diarrhea began to spray out of him and the hungry crowd knelt beneath him with their mouths open to receive the Cadbury™ Diarrea of Christ. The worst thing is that they do everything they can to prolong the shopping experience, and will undoubtedly go home to perform another string of vile, menial tasks before finally retiring to the couch at 6pm to watch hours of mind numbing television.

This is what those of us who are not lucky enough to die first, have to look forward to.

Happy Easter.

 

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I hope you are aware that is just one way of looking at it a.k.a your perspective. Happy Easter!

 

I'm being fair and objective. How dare you.

 

Haha, if you say so. So, which Andrew are you anyway?

 

And some will tell you that even if you are lucky enough to croak prior to reaching that, you'll only burn in hell because you didn't believe in Jesus.

Ever do any creative writing? Your post reminded me a bit of some passeges of William Burroughs.:2thumbsup:

 

TheChaosFactor

 

Ah, I would never have guessed! :cheers2:

 

He's lying.
He is The Andrew.

 

Who? Face Eater and many other names?