hair gel - I hate it

OMG, I didn't see that picture...
I
am
scared...

 

Just don't forget to cut air holes...

 

It's not the air hole I keep forgetting to make, but the exit hole, if you know what I mean, is what I forget to make.. And boy, is that a mess and embarrassing...

Here's a question, how would I go about "popping my collar" (or what you crazy kids call it these days) in my gladwear..? I want to look pimp, I already bought orange paint for my new tan...

 

Just make a collar out of duct tape...you can also use it to make dollar signs on the bag for that extra bling...

Don't forget to gel the shit out of your hair...and the guido scowl..

 

Haha, guido scowl That's great...

I loved their stenciled facial hair, that's the best...I'm gonna shave my real facial hair and start stenciling it instead..

 

The original gangsta...


These guys are everywhere...they are just that cool...

 

Haha, they look like weird beef jerky...They are going to haunt my dreams

 

Man those hairstyle suck, bad.

 

...


..how long do you think this takes..?

 

Sweet Jesus.

Only in America.

 

nah. i'm fairly certain there are really stupid people elsewhere.

 

Not that stupid.

I don't think that guidos exist beyond the Jersey shore.

 

we're all immigrants here. but i agree that we should probably completely wall off the jersey shore and forget about the border fence.

 

... don't know which is worse...gelled or flock of seagulls...

 

i believe he's emo. we should put them and the jersey boys all on an island and let them out-preen each other.

 

the orange ones don't seem to smile much

 

would you smile if you looked like that?

 

The sad part is that they probably think people are staring at them because they are cool...

 

damn skippy i would

 

Is this supposed to be a tan?
The guy in the middle looks like a lobster thats about to be served.