Guilty or Innocent?

Nope

Ever had an operation performed on your genitals?

 

innocent

ever jerk off in church?

 

Innocent
No, but I suddenly wish I had!

Ever had crabs?

 

innocent

Ever cut yourself intentionally, even once?

 

guilty

ever snoop through someone else's medicine cabinet?

 

guilty

ever walked around your backyard nude?

 

guilty


ever matsurbated in a library?

 

guilty

ever bite someone during oral sex?

 

Innocent.

Ever taken a shit in someone's yard (besides your own)?

 

innocent.

ever shit on a tombstone?

 

Innocent.

Ever visit a prostitute?

 

guilty...but really, she visited me.


ever dye yer hair?

 

Innocent

Ever fart in someone's face while they were asleep?

 

innocent

ever fart on a prostitue while she was shitting in your yard?

 

innocent


ever buy a bum a box of condoms when he was trying to get food?

 

innocent, but you gave me a good idea

ever suck your own toes?

 

cant reach em....



ever lick an ass that was unwilling...chase it accross the room.....

 

uhhh.. innocent

ever read someone else's mail?

 

Guilty, but he was my husband, & didn't care.

Ever picked up money someone dropped and keep it?

 

guilty.

ever picked up a bag of mushrooms somebody dropped and keep it?