Guilty or Innocent?

No


Ever show off the goods to a stranger before

 

Nope

Been frenched by a dog?

 

innocent

ever let a stranger flash you?

 

Nope

Eaten at Arby's?

 

No


Ever lick your own feet

 

probably when i was a kid

ever read the whole bible?

 

not guilty, too boring

ever kicked the dog?

 

Guilty. I felt bad about it.

Blind or deaf?

 

blind or deaf? Kind of a weird question, but not guilty, i can see and hear fine.

fingered your own asshole?

 

No


Walked out of a restaurant without paying

 

not on purpose, some guy we were hanging out with said he'd pick up the tab, go wait in the car. turned into a dine'n'dash



ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

not yet

ever walk into a public bathroom only to masterbate?

 

guilty
Have you ever seen a ufo?

 

Innocent

ever stolen anything from your work?(money, supplies, food, etc)

 

Guilty.

Ever posted spam on a forum?

(BTW, when I posted 'Blind or Deaf?' while ago I thought I was in This or That )

 

^I had a feeling you did, haha

not guilty (though i have posted the same post in a second forum, does that count? Isn't spam like when you're tyring to sell something or post the same thing in a bajillion forums?)

ever played "i'll show you mine if you show me yours"?

 

Yes. I really wanted to see his Mercedes Benz too...

(Honestly, I may have when I was a kid. Can't remember)


Ever run over someone's pet?

 

Nope. Just their mail boxes.

Ever woke up in Jail and been surprised?

 

Nope.

Ever done a cat up the ass?

 

never done anything/anybody up the ass.



Ever Kissed a dude w/ tounge, so your dad counts?