Group Story Number II

He was mentally challeneged, He walked in the house and saw a naked man rubbing lotion on his chest

 

and from the lotion his chest hair began to grow rapidly.and on the ends of the hair where little cattapilers!!!

 

....hookah smoking caterpillars!

and then suddenly they began to sing...

 

war pigs . helicopters swarmed over head and then a group of cheese worshiping people came to rescue a girl who was trapped in a

 

deep freezer under the mans house. Come to find out the man is a creepy child rapist (like the audience didn't know that!) The helicopter started shooting in the windows... not realize that any innocent people were there. The ended up shooting Aaron in the leg. The old perverted man...

 

danced and started singing lucy in the sky and started digging in his crack for something he pulled it out it was a

 

sparkler (ya know, those fire cracker things). the flickery sparks intrigued aaron, and he was in a trance. as the swirly sparklers began changing colours, from gold, to turquoise, to purple, green... he was in such a daze that he drifted off, and felt his body floating off in space. when he awoke, he was in...

 

his moms uterus

 

Aaron decided this was not a good place to be so while he was ripping apart the walls of the uterus, Roxy....

 

....appeared again from nowhere and started to wonder where Aaron was...She just found a job for him as Cher's back singer and dancer and she wanted to ask him whether he's taking this job...As soon as he got out of his mom's uterus, she asked him and he replied....

 

Aaron spoke to Roxy in a calm and reassuring voice. He told Roxy that she was just a hallucination of his and that he wasn't going to make a complete ass of himself trying to track down Sonny & Cher and become a back-up singer and a back-up dancer. Roxy, then, hearing the ultimate confusion of her situation, decided that Aaron was right. She was a hallucination, and yes, she just materialized into thin air. And then she just dissolved into thin air, and was never seen or heard from again... One day...

 

Cher was dressed in her leaopard print fur vest with rainbow bell bottoms. She was wondering why she never got a call back from Aaron so she decided to track him down. She smoked a bowl and then went to town to find him. While searching she found a time travel machine. She got in and....

 

died

 

NightRose jumps out of nowhere and orders her army of potatos to eat Cher and Aarons bodies. She is elected gawd. The end...or is it

 

no then nightrose passes out and is eaten by zombie fish!

 

she in turn is turned into a zombie and uses her zombie gawd mind controlling skills to possess your hand and make you slap yourself upside the head..."who are yuh hitting yourself why are yuh hitting yourself!"

 

But Rebelfight didn't give up!...With the power of music he got when Cher died, he sang and tried to manipulate Nightrose to get him some pizza...While she was looking around for the nearest Pizza Hut, he....

 

...started singing "It's raining men/hallelujah it's raining men..." and it started raining men! Literally! But upon closer inspection these were not really men, they were actually...

 

cows With guns

 

which used flowers instead of bullets like all good hippie cows...

One of the cows by the name of Frida stepped in front of Rebelfight and said....