Grossest Thing Found...

My lord, how do you expect me to top that?

I was working at a restaurant doing the dishes, just normal like, and then I needed paper towels so I opened the cabinet only to find: a decaying corpse!! aieeeeeee!

 

When I was sweeping the yard the other day, I saw a half eaten rat. It was sooo gross... all it's guts were hanging out!

 

I've got 2 stories...

First one...

I was hiking here back around '87:

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=41.013843,-74.601631&spn=0.054142,0.111219&t=k&hl=en

and we came upon a pile of hollowed out goats. Yes, goats. Turns out they were stolen from a local farm and 'sacrificed' back on the trails we were on. I can't describe the carnage.

Second one...

I used to live here:

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=13+cobb+place,+morristown,+nj&ll=40.799403,-74.488109&spn=0.003395,0.010274&t=k&hl=en

and my roommate woke up in the morning, went to take the morning leak and found that one of our friends had OD'd in the bathroom. Nice. My roomie was so freaked I volunteered to mop up the body expellants. I hope to never have to do that again.

 

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Damn....

 

i think the grossest thing i have seen was an officer scooping up human flesh off the highway after a huge car accident.....yum! (not really yum...)

 

oooooooooooh, magicpeacefrawgg I LOVE your sig pic

 

thanks!

 

We found a flat blow up doll with crap all over it in the carpark behind the hotel..

 

thank you all for those glorious stories, made me laugh and glad to hell it wasnt me...

 

did you eat it or did you take it at home and play with it, or did you take it to get a sodapop...

 

I went to a chicken kill/BBQ one time and the chickens were alive when I got there....

So we watched as their heads were chopped off and they ran around for awhile, one of them jumped up onto a white car (headless) and bled all over it...

They were plucked on a machine with rubber fingers spinning around and pulling off feathers.

Then came the fun part...GUTTING. I took part in shoving my hand up into a warm corpse and ripping out it's innards. We even found some eggs that hadn't been laid yet....it was interesting...and some of the guys started throwing guts at the girls..I got some on my shoe...

What do I win? (I forgot this story because it didn't gross me out, but it might some of you...)

 

YUP! grosses me out
*barf*

 

haha now thats an experience to remember...

 

Yes, it would make for a good kids' birthday party theme...

 

haha no kidding screw Chuckie Cheese...i remember when I would have to scale and gut fish, it was different, never got use to the smell though...

 

Had a friend who's uncle had shot himself in this little camper trailer. Therefore, he asks me, being a nurse type person, to do the clean up thing. OK, I was young at that time - been in the war - been an ER nurse - I can handle anything right - wrong bad wrong - It had been two weeks - in the summer. It was a top of the mouth shot with a high-cal handgun. Chunkies everywhere. Old chunkies. Old chunkies with maggots. I could NOT handle anything. Had to clean up after myself too.

 

Maggots are too gross for me....

 

We had a mouse die under the sink in the kitchen...it was actually under the floor because it had gotten in through a hole it had chewed...so after being poisoned by yours truly, it expired under there....

The smell was horrible, as only rotting corpse can be..
So my brother was over at the time, and I got him to help me fish this thing out of the hole..with chopsticks..

It was so rotten that it fell apart and had to be taken out bit by bit...

Another time I forgot to check the traps for a few days and had caught two mice, so they were pretty stinky, one of them was swelled up like a little beachball..

 

I worked as a hotel housekeeper for years so I have just seen way too much grossness. The smeared shit on the wall.... the vomit everywhere... the blood in the shower... it just goes on and on.