Got my dick caught

Roflmao!

 

.........hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... o my god that is the funniest fucking thing i have seen in a long time. really that story made my day. thank you, for everything. hahahahahaha that is seriously hilarious.

 

My initial thought upon reading this-
"your sister assisted in your orgasm.... hmm"

 

I think that you are a fucking loser for trying to get the mail lady to see you, you sound like a fucking nimrod.

 

knob.

 

its a silly story, but i bet the orgasm was GREAAAAAT hahaha. man but as if u were that stupid to not but butter or oil on it to cause it to slide.

anyway u guys are taking it too far, even if he did cum because of his sis there, thats just excitement/build up- not raping his sis and having mentally disabled popcorn as babies.

 

That was one of the best stories I have ever heard in my life. That would have been terrible...especially the cumming part ahahaahah. I haven't laughed out loud like this all day.

I got an alright story. When I was 5 I was bored and looking for something to do so I looked under my parents bed. Under the bed was a folded napkin...I unfolded it and found a balloon. Well like any five year old I blew it up...turns out it was a used condom....UGHHHHHHHHH. My dad said where did you get that? You weren't outside with that were you? hahaha. I'm glad I can laugh about it now. I don't have any bad whacking off stories...the worst OI can think of is my brother came home and saw that my portable dvd was missing and I was in the bathroom and he put 2 and 2 together. he walked downstairs quietly and then started stomping up the stairs to act like my dad. Hahaha.

 

I think the story is relly his way of getting off especially letting the reader know that his sis was there to give him a hand.

 

i can't even tell you all, how many hunderds of "penises under glass" i saw, those 5 years i work in a hospital. it, is, just, absoltely mind-boggling, how creatively stupid people can be! and, not just males... females can be just as stupid too! off the top of my head, i remember one woman who came in bent over with that "strange walk." when you see that walk, you know they did not sit on a tack either. what this woman did was, she warm up two cucumbers in the oven. then she lube them up. she put one in "the front hole," and she put the other one in "the back hole." she laid down on the bed, and put a pillow down by her butt; the she "went at it" with both cucmbers. well, her pussy was not wet enough, so, the cucmber cooked. the cucmber in her pussy broke off. that suprise her, then she slamed down too hard on the pillow that the cucmber in her butt was brace on. the whole cucmber went right up her ass and got lost. there more to the story, but it just goes to show that some of the gals can be just as dumb, as some of us guys are!

 

This Thread Needs To Die.

 

^ so you ressurected it?

 

haha now thats funny