Got my dick caught

what do you mean? i'm an open minded person but there are certain things that go over the line. and sex\sexual things with family is wrong because it is unnatural.

 

this was the most entertaining thread i have ever read. good job dummy haha

 

No you are wrong in my opinion. I knew someone would fucking go off on a rant about how no sex is unnatural. Well fuck that, yes it natural to be horny and want to reproduce but you dont go around fucking everyone.

If it was natural to fuck your family member then the children produced wouldn't have birth defects + it wouldn't emotional scar some people. Are you saying rape is NATURAL also? Think about + if you can't see my side, you have problems.

 

that's not so bad... my best friend got a quarter stuck up her ass. She calls me crying, "There's a coin! ... Coin... in... ass! AHH!" I was laughing so hard, "Just push it out!" Hahaha!! I felt bad but it was still funny. She told me she had to get her mom to get it out, and her mom grounded her. She showed me the bruise too... it's true. A quarter. hehe...

 

I was riding in a car with 3 of my guy friends, and they all admitted to sticking their penis in shampoo bottles, and those big mouthed mountin dew bottles. I almost lost it when they told me.

Then they bitched about how bad it burned when they stuck it in the shampoo bottle. DUHHHHHH!

 

She showed you the bruise?

 

Yep. I don't know what she found sexually appealing about a quarter... but then again, I like socks so who am I to say. She's way stranger than me. Oh, and it's not really that unusual for her to moon me, because she's done it to most people, plus we are very close, like soul sisters. I love her, but she isn't always the brightest, you know....

 

Hahaha... nice.

 

you said that you were open minded, and up until now i partly agreed with you

 

oh c'mon man, how far are you going to take this? yeah im open minded but im not a fake little sweet girl. so i accept that we have two different opinions, and you really shouldn't look that deep into it. but if you want to you can, no problem.

 

i havnt read all the posts, but i must say, as if that wasnt the ideal situation to get your sister to give you a blow job? then you could have stuck it in and impregnated her! I love fuckin my sister, sisters are always so much better than randoms, caus you already know eachother heaps well, and youve got similar genes so your bodys jsut sorta fit togehter. almost as good as doin yer mum, but theyre older.


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by the time youve read all this and gone 'waht a fukin psycho' ive had my laugh and so you can be assured i do not fuck my sister. nor do i have a sister to fuck if i wanted to.

 

Your stupid, lame joke was not funny. But the fact that you thought it was (and the fact that you thought we would take you seriously) is fucking hilarious.

 

HOLY SHIT!!! HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAA *actually laughing* oh my gosh!! that's the funneist thing I read all day!! HAAA HAAAA.... whew.... heee heee

 

Ah man ... I am left speechless for two reasons: (1) saying anything about it could raise respect questions, and (2) I'm laughing just about as hard as you were orgasming ...

*takes a breather break*

Sorry dude, it's 3:00 AM and I'm busting a gut into my pillow so that I don't wake anyone up ...

But, on a non-hilarium issue, I can (almost) feel your pain, man. I suppose it's a good thing that you and your sister are more comfortable around eachother now, but it's still awkward, eh?

Let this be a lesson: Don't screw anything with an opening that isn't flexible!
Think about it, if it's wide enough to arouse you when you're flaccid, then it's too wide to come off when you're hard. =P

... Whow ... I haven't heard anything so funny since me, my friend, and his sister were toking. He fell asleep lying on his back on the floor, and after 10 minutes, we went to wake him up to pass the bowl (he was completely asleep), and suddenly he "jumped" like he was scared (like a sudden, massive twitch), and then began to scream "SHRIIIMP! SHRIIIIIIIMP!" while making motions that suggested he was pushing buckets of ice-cold shrimp off of his stomach. We laughed hardcore for about 15 to 20 minutes.

 

Wow ... good times, man, good times (though in more of an odd way for you I'm sure).

 

My friend Chris and I were hanging out at Tom's house, and around midnight, the kid fell asleep.

Around one AM, he wakes up, and mumbles, "Furgg em shlub fuckin' furlm stuggg."
"Tom, what did you say?" I asked.
"I ssed, 'fflg fuckin' miff glurm fuckin' stuggle dunn'"
"Tom we can't understand you," I said.
"Fuck you," said Tom as he flipped us off and then rolled over and went back to sleep.

 

That rumour goes around at EVERY high school, hun. No one would ever stick anything FROZEN (brrrr!) in there. Try to break a frozen wiener, it takes quite a bit of pressure, not a soft vagina.

 

http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/school.htm#hotdog

Here's a hot dog link for you.

 

wow your right... lol heee heee now she must feel like a dork... it's alright

 

yea, that hotdog rumor went around my school, and i believed it too! (I was a dumb little freshman) but after I heard people from every fucking state say the same thing, I figured out that it was an urban legend.