got me a pitbull today!

Again you are being negative to me, over a simple joke now. tsk tsk.

 

:rofl:

 

do you want to pop 500 babies out of your pussy? I doubt it. well, I doubt a dog does either

 

Yes man, tell me a story. rettyplease:

 

Maybe dogs don't like you cause you're the devil.

 

i'm the devil of rodents.

 

we can't see the horns, but they sure as fuck can :hurray:

 

one time, before the pussification of the school system, I got this kid out in prison dodgeball. he didn't like being in prison while me and everyone else still played, so he strangled me. I didn't like being strangled, so I busted his lip. the teacher didn't like us strangling and punching each other, so he made us shake hands. the end.

now I hear it goes something like this.. a group of students sits in a circle and plays some lameass game with no winners or losers. then they hold hands and talk about their feelings. then another student walks in with a gun and shoots them all. the end.

 

haha.

my daughter has to win EVERYTHING. she makes everything a competition or bargain. i think she'll be a lawyer.

 

I'd still hit it though

 

Hell yeah!

 

I'd hit it angry.. which means it would be really good

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtGT2apOlKw"]YouTube- Pit Bull Blues by John Shipe

 

Yeah, me too. That's probably what she's used to by now.

haha, and I bet she doesn't even know why :rofl:

 

lol, I bet you are dead on :rofl:

 

pfft. i piss people off all the time. no hate fucks for me. you people discriminate against the square footage challeged.

 

you piss people off with witty intelligence, not blind ignorance. but if you want, I can pretend you pissed me off that bad :reddevil:

 

meh. i'm okay. compliments work.

 

Bad

 

*sigh* that sounded really bad. didja know?