Got Caught

all ya need is a door that locks, and some dumbells..

lock the door, throw the weights behind the door, get yourself a toilet paper roll filled with fabric softener and blow the smoke through the roll. Smells like fabric softener. Or, get a fan, and put it by the window.


Unless you try, its really hard to get caught.

 

What an excellent idea!

 

why is ignignot still such a fuckin idiot

hes saying hes 14, therefor he is under the power of his parents.

sorry, if where you live, 14 year olds run the place.

 

yeah really, when 14, you basically fucked if you can't hide it aswell, becuz, at that age, some are more likely to be a tad more dependant on their parents, and more then they really think. But thats just what a stoned Rasheeke is saying

 

I was referring to taking a piss test, not smoking. I even quoted you in my post.

My point was this: What do you propose a 14-year-old American child should do if his parents want him to take drug tests? It comes down to three options:
1) Run away. Not a good way to start life, for obvious reasons.
2) Be sent to rehab/military school/juvenile detention center. Also a poor choice.
3) Suck it up and get piss tested for a while so you can smoke when your parents have calmed down.
Do you understand what I was trying to say?

By the way, fuck you too.

 

http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/index.html

Maybe you can get some help there ^

Ahh well. She'll probably cool down eventually and either drop the whole drug test idea or make them less frequent. Plus, they're expensive! Having them EVERY week will cost ALOT of money :-|

I think you handled that well though, trying to reason with her and such. -clap clap-

 

a couple years ago my parents used to always take all my shit... till one day my dad took a half oz that I had just picked up (and for a begginner smoker at the time that was like a huge amount) and I didnt know what to do..they didnt say nothing to me bout it.. so I got past my nerves and asked for it back... and then my dad just handed it back to me.. I was amazed at how easy it was...

but it wasnt that easy when i got busted by the 5-0... that got me kicked outta my house for 4 or 5 days which was great cuase I stayed at my bros place and partied my ass off, i kinda didnt wanna go back home...

now my dad doesnt really care bout weed (mom still flips out tho) and I only get bitched at if the house smells like it when they get home from work or wake up in the morning.. or if I leave anything laying around...

but my biggest fear was them finding the strips of perferated paper I had, but i was more careful with that lol...

 

LOL my mom is such a crazy asshole she'd prolly bust that whore dowqn or get a lader and climb thoreugh the window. Then when I came out finally she'd be like what the hell were you doing? My mom is so straight edge thats its incredibly amazing. I seriosuly don't think she has ever even been drunk before maybe not even had a beer. My dad on the other hand was a total hippy in high school and has even told me stories about when he smokedand has a clipboard with a hand-painted ecology flag he did on it, but you know when mom says some shit it doesn't matter what he thinks he is gonna agree. But things could take turnin my favor my rents are cosidering a divorce and I can chose who I live with so if they do I'm totaly living with my dad who will be much less harsh and maybe not even care.

 

i think anyone old enough to desire a lock on their door deserves it, every person should have that right of privacy. though parents should always have a key for emergency. though youd never need that, caus i mean its not hard to pack up weed stuff well enough to let your parents into your room to talk.

and how often do your parents exactly wish to go into your rooms anywya? i mean, my mum might want to several times a day lol

my door is locked -whenever- im in my room. my room is my sanctuary, everyone should have a sanctuary.

 

Dude my mom is so weird! I guess she thinks I'm 5 or something but I'll be sittin up in my bed listenin to music at night and she'll open the door and look at me. Like whenever she wakes up in the middle of then ight she'll come and check on me. Pretty stupid. But yes I do have a lock but its one where the key is just like one of those little peices of metal ya know? Well anywayz my mom is just way too gay.

 

ya I bet that sucks..but in the end it is there house and there rule and you have to respect that...

Unless you want to move out and take of yourself then thats the only solution....after you get out from there house you can do whatever you want...and you have the rest of your life to do it...

I am sure they know that you smoking weed is not the end of the world..and probably don treally care that you do...they are just worried about you and being your parents...

just remember this time in ten years when your biggest problem is..Where am I gonna smoke up?

peace

 

my parents will find any excuse to come in my room.."looking for batteries" .. "oh why dont you try the HUGE fucking box of them in the kitchen!" or "I wanted to see how warm your room is getting" "why dont you fucking ask me instead.." "I wanted to go through all your stuff when you were at work.." "god damnit!!"

i dont really care tho.. they're yet to find my bongs and everything I really dont want them to find I lock up in a safe...

 

well, first I'd like to ask you not to use the word "gay" as an insult. (sorry just a pet peeve of mine)

anyway, I know it sucks now, but you have to make some sacrifices for a while if you want home to be a pleasurable experience and not so nazi-like.

First, take the piss tests. I'm sure she'll understand that you will not pass them for the first month. I mean it when I say quit smoking for a while. As somebody else said, those tests are really expensive and she will lighten up if you start to pas them.

I know what you're thinking- give up smoking? NOOOO!!! but weigh your options. Your mom isn't going to change her mind right? and she won't let up until she thinks she can trust you. And to me it sounds like you may have done a thing or two in the past to make her mad and make her think you're some wasted hippie So change her mind. Do some chores, pass the tests, hang out with "bad influences" outside of the house (when you're ungrounded anyway) and really make it a project to gain your mom's trust in the next few months. If you don't, it sounds like your life will be one living hell. Is pot really worth that? If you don't appear to be trying to straighten up, she sounds like the type who would put you in rehab in a nanosecond. When you have accomplished all of this, guess what? You'll be able to leave the house and not have her smell you when you walk throught the door and drive around to see where you go. Hide it at all costs and really try to respect your mom's wishes. She loves you and has been brainwashed all her life to think pot is a killer. or maybe she just doesn't want to bail you out of jail! Try to understand that and remember that she really does want what's best for you, even when she can't see that it might be something she thinks is horrible. When you gain more trust, it will be easier to go out and do what you want. The alternative's aren't worth running your mouth for.

 

i finally smoked again today, very happy

 

I'm gonna come off as a douche bag, but ya know, I don't care. I find that I have little to no sympathy for kids under 18 gettin busted for drug use. This mostly comes from the fact that I started using only a little over a year ago and had never used anything other than alcohol before I was 18. I was born apathetic and burnt-out though. I never had anything against drugs and peer pressure was never even an issue. I was just content with what life had to offer and I knew enough about myself at the time to know that getting into drugs would change everything. I see kids using and I look upon it as irresponsible. I'm not speaking about everyone because I'm surprised by the level of responsibility and intelligence expressed by the younger crowd here but for the most part I think young people are just fucking their lives up getting into drugs that young.

 

^_^

douchebag.

Age has absoluely nothing to do with responsibility. Some of my friends have older siblings (like 20, 21) who haven't held down a job for as long as I have. They still periodically have to move in with their parents and usually get kicked out within a week or two for stealing liquor or breaking something. My parents wouldn't even know i smoke pot if i hadn't told them.

 

McJesus are you a fortune teller? that was awesome how you guessed someone would call you a douche bag....and BAM look at that...I would not beleive it if I wasn't looking at it with my own eyes...

 

i give the people what they want.

 

old people can be mature, but there are certain things that young people cannot have over adults.

i was foolish starting drugs during my last year of school, but i did, and ive gained a lot out of it. who knows how i would have been if i started ttwo years later. i think that i have got into thigns at a good age, a stage i can confidently define from my younger teenage years. everyone reaches stages of maturity, and i know if i started earlier i would have missed out on a lot of development, and i probably have cheated myself out of certain developments too, but in favour of new experiences and perhaps less fruitful, but impacting nonetheless, developments.

sorry i dont know what im tlaking now im too drunk and stoned