Good stoner jobs?

hes going to hell for stealing from goodwill lol

 

I work at a liquor store where I am never late as I create my hours, and I get paid under the table weekly in cash. I can grab beers to drink in the cooler, any chips or pop that I want that we have, I can get w/e fast food I want for free (dad pays for it), and we are also currently rocking a pizza oven so we keep that shit coming. I use a hand truck to lift stacks of beers or malt liquor and put that shit in the cooler. I also keep all the shelves stocked with the single bottles for people to grab. It is nice knowing I help ghetto people get their crunk on

 

pizza delivery boy. you can smoke throughout the night in your vehicle

 

I would absolutely detest that job.. All the pizza smelling up your car and you arnt allowed to eat it.. I would die if i had munchies

 

True that^^

I Worked as a butcher for a convenient store. Fucking dangerous but When there was no customers I stole food and chilled in the big ass fridge.

 

Lol i work at a grocery door and thats exactly what i do.. i hammer pails before my shit and just eat bakery goods the entire time in the freezer.. Its awesome

 

lol grocery door

 

Haha can you tell im baked?

 

wait really dude? what town you from then? if were talking about the same place...

 

Walmart Greeter. <joking>

 

The one in Guilford? I'm from next door in north branford

 

call centre. *nods*

 

Astronaut.. Philosopher.. President.. Pimp... TV repair man.. IT.. Taxi Driver.. Delivery Boy.. every job can be a great job for stoners depending on what YOU want to do....

 

any (non chain) pizza place will give you all the free pizza, fries, salad, etc that you want. you don't have to pick shit out of peoples orders. although i always used to steal a few french fries on the drive over to the delivery.

 

i think its a rule that if you work at a store that has a big freezer you must eat stolen food in it, or blaze up in it.

 

fuck yeah, i work 4 nights a week, from 4-10 and i make $36 bucks a night from pay, and on a good night i'll make over $75 bucks a night in tips. all i have to do is deliver pizza, make boxes, clean up, and fry and grill things occasionaly.

 

yeah, i would get one free drink, and a free meal everyday. One i went home they would give me all the leftover pizza sitting out that didnt sell haha one time i brought 2 and a half pizzas home

and yeah i used to take a few fries all the time... its so tempting!

 

or instead of delivering pizza you could pass on the high gas prices and wait tables. Thats what I do. Visine is my best friend. I only claim a percentage of my tips, so a majority of my money goes untaxed. I also work in the kitchen occasionally, and the guy that does all of the backup cooking, he's a scary looking gray-haired vietnam vet, will take me into the freezer to smoke a joint when I need a break from the grill. I love my job.

 

yeah but waiters have to run back and forth serving ppl and dont get much of an hourly pay... you gotta write orders, remember them, and shit.. i only say deliver pizza becasue i dont really do anything and i can make over $100 from 6 hours of work..

 

Damn, I get $9.15 an hour and work basically the same schedual for the past 3 weeks(literally, 4 or 5 to 10 most nights) and I think you make more. And I don't get free food.