Good Morning Chaps

ASBOs are anti-social behavioural orders, they're basically a shit plan off the government to make yobs 'behave', but they don't work.

 

Oh I see thanks. Government thug seagulls must be awfull for you guys. Kill them if you get the chance they will grow old and smell bad.

Peace

 

Hello all! Most the idiots round here have ASBO's. Hasn't made a bit of difference, the building work has managed to get rid of them though.

 

hahahaha. we have gulls here, too. i'm a 15 hour drive away from the ocean. stupid gulls.

 

It's best to just kill them. They are stupid and leave a mess. They live around our rivers, I don't think we even have fish in them. And when the Rivers ice over the gulls get their feet frozen in the ice. They are stuck for weeks and my freak of a chick will go and feed them. That means they will grow old and smell bad. Stupid Gulls and my freak chick.

Peace

 

Good morning people!

 

Not a good morning at all. This is Saturday, we get to sleep in right ? Not so. I have been run afoul by Canada goose monsters. They are an invasion force. They fly in formation over head and unleash a bombardment of shit on us. They hate us. We have thousands of them. Hey I wonder if we could enlist them to eat our small brown Birds that scream all the time. Wait geese don't eat birds do they. We should kill and eat every damn one of these geese. They are here to soften us up for the imminent invasion by Canada. My chick feeds these geese. She is a freak she feeds everything but me.
Damn geese
Damn birds
Damn deer
Damn freak chick

Peace

 

It's morning again! I don't know if I can cope for another 40 years of early mornings like this!

 

Morning chaps and chapesses

 

Good morning, good afternoon and good night Topol.

 

Good morning all! Have a good day

 

Good morning. How about a game. Lets all play Suicidal bunnys.

 

Damn, I'm up at a silly time again....

 

Blaaady hell Sal, dont know how you do it...i always need at least 9 hours Just woken actually...Heloo!

 

Goodmorningit'salmosttwelve eeeee

 

made it

 

well I got up at 8.10 am and thought what a nice day, I'll just quickly brew up some coffee, do a bit of noodling on the Interweb and then get out of the house for a stroll along the beach. 4 hours later ...

 

You made it, you made it:cheers2: arty:

Wait....made what?

 

Rof thats what my lifes been like...determined to change though, need a firecracker up me bum. Ooer

 

I have an excuse! I was reading...