Good Morning Chaps

I would like to say it is a good morning but it is not. I got a cat to kill the birds outside my window. But guess what the cat likes the birds so they are still making noise, damn cat

Peace

 

I adore birdsong. Even the screechy ones are better than the sound of the cars going past here

 

They wake me up every morning at like 4:00am who needs that . Why can't they get up at around 6:00, And they shit on my car all the time, they hate me. I don't even know why we have birds. They just seem to make noise and serve no purpose.

Peace

 

Your car is a bit of tin
The sounds of the dawn chorus can be highly spiritual and inspirational if you sit and listen quietly and with understanding for a while. If they seriously wake you every morning though id look into making your windows or walls slightly more soundproof or finding a way of sleeping more deeply
As for serving no purpose, birds are one of the most ancient creatures on this planet, having been a major part of the food chain and natural order for a very, very long time indeed! I think youd find taking them out would kind of make the whole thing crumble a bit Who prefers worm infestation to a few birds? bleugh, worms

 

Good morning all! I hope you're all well. I'm trying to shift a cold! I'm off shopping now. Have a lovely day everyone!

 

Maybe we are talking about different kinds of birds. The ones I mean are small and drab brown ones, they have no song they just scream. Yes my car is a bit of tin but it is mine. I don't shit in there nests. Worms are good for the garden so we need them. Birds eat them so no garden. They are old so time for evolution to set in and make them talk. that way they would not have to scream at one another and wake me up. They could like just say hi to each other. Then they could learn how to dig a pit to shit in and leave my car alone.

Peace

 

I think youll find they are talking. What you perceive as screams are their words. Im sure our voices hardly sound like the height of sophistication to other creatures, how would they know what were saying? I find lots of humans voices very grating, anyway As for *your* car i do believe many, many miles of this planet have been smothered in concrete in order to accomodate it and other bits of tin which people believe they have rights to, i also know thousands of trees have been cut down to make way for those roads, which means we have taken away birds entire homes on a mass scale, nevermind shat in their nests

Sorry to get all heavy...Its a speciality of mine

 

Maybe you should?

 

You sound angry with me, I said I would like it if they could talk with one another instead of just screaming. You have made me feel bad about what we have done to the birds. And my car is not a bit of tin, it is very cool. It just won't run on blueberry muffins. I will rethink the birds. All I want is not to have get up so early because of them. I don't think they care about me why should I care about them.

Peace

 

my mom had a little "blowgun" that she'd use to shoo off the birds first thing in the morning. she's blow little seeds at them. my mom LOVES birds, but my little bro needed his sleep. they'd always come back.

 

Well a least someone understands. I don't hate Birds I just want them to move. We need our sleep. Maybe if the Birds watched the 11:00 news they would sleep later in the morning. I don't know what time Birds go to bed, must be early. So if I keep them up they would sleep later. Maybe we could put something on the news like the early Bird gets killed and they would sleep in. It would make me happy. But that does not solve my problem with the paint on my car. It is almost gone from washing it all the time. Damn Birds.

Peace

 

buy a cover for it? you can wash it at the laundromat.

i'm not a very nice person when i'm awakened too early, too. i pretty much want to kill anything that woke me up.

 

No, no my car won't fit in the laundromat it is big. And yes kill what woke you up and it is Birds so it stands to reason I would want to kill them. But I can't my chick feeds them. She is a freak, that just makes them feel at home. I bet these birds don't even know what a worm tastes like. My chick helps these Birds get by. Maybe she likes watching me stub my toe every morning because I can't see anything. I'm sure she also likes my cursing. Like I said I would like a new quote to be made , the early bird gets killed. Because they don't need any worms my freak chick will take care of them. Damn chick.

Peace

p.s. you meant the cover didn't you. I am stupid. wash the cover I get it

 

*snicker* my neighbor lets her dog out every morning, like clockwork, at 6:00. it's a yapper. i'm thinking doggy stew.

 

Why not just roast him. You could stuff him with birds. Some thing like 4 and twenty Birds baked in a yappy dog. It might even be good and it will catch on. You could open up like a little franchise. Think of all the quiet neighborhoods there would be. You would be a hero. You could start off with the rotten dog next to you and we will use the damn Birds I have. Do you live far from me, if not bring the dog and I will catch Birds. It wont be hard because my freak of a chick has made them all fat and they can't get away. We can stuff the dog and throw him in the slow cooker. Two problems solved and free food. This could take off.

Peace

 

silverhippy you're cracking me up with this bird crusade!

I did wash my car this morning, came back a bit later and a bird had shat on it, so you have my sympathies as well. We get a lot of seagulls hanging 'round my street.

 

I feel for you man, we have seagulls here to. They are stupid, we don't have a sea in Pittsburgh. We only have rivers they are confused. But they shit a lot but they don't sit in trees and yell all the time. So I'm not mad at them, just feel bad for them they get stuck in the water when it turns to ice. It can last for weeks. Whats wrong with them don't they know they should be some place that is warm.

Peace

 

I hope you all have had a good morning, again I did not. Not only did the damn Birds wake me at 3:30 in the morning but when I went out to my car deer were blocking my driveway. I am besieged buy wild life. The deer eat my chicks shrubs. Good she is a freak she feeds the birds and they think they live at my house. The Deer are angry because we cut down their forest so we could build a new golf course. Ok get over it we like golf, they can just move, but no they hang around and eat our shrubs and shit all over the place. These creatures need to leave me in peace. I never hurt them well not yet anyway, If the chick with the dog she is mad at shows up I still plan to stuff the dog with Birds and eat them.

Peace

 

You gotta watch thse seagull ganges. They've all got ASBOs and walk round swigging cheap lager in tracksuits...

Morning all, decided that since I am out of money til tomorrow I would give philosophy a miss and just go to geography, thus meaning I can cook lunch at home (noodles!!)

 

Sooo your seagulls tribe up. I feel for you guys. Just one at a time is a lot to handle, but in a gang it must be hell. This ASBOs is that like bad breath ? Our seagulls smell bad.

Peace