gonna try buttsex with this chick soon whats it like?

i just meet this girl and she already wants 2 have sex

 

furry? you've been looking at the wrong ass crack my friend :mickey:

 

stick her then dammit. and stick her good.

 

I read this as having butt sex with a chicken !!

 

oh imma make it so she cant sit down for awhile gonna get gaped

 

You gonna lube her up, or dry smash her shit box ?

 

dry smash her shit box

 

Be prepared for your first and last anal encounter then.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

HAHAHA!

Amateur!

Enjoy the 2 seconds you get in her butt, because that's ALL you're ever gonna get from her.

It kinda sux guys like you are out there, you find all these girls who want to try their first anal and they NEVER want to try it again after you screw them up, and then anal veterans like myself have a hard time trying to convince them it can feel good (even orgasmic) and it won't hurt.

Girls are just as curious about anal as we are, it's just that guys like you damage them FOREVER!

The few ruin it for the many, que sera sera.

:afro:

 

:cheers2:..

 

^^ exactly. Nothing peeves me more than the whole I'm such a man I'm just gonna slam her in the poop chute dry and make her cry posturing.

If you are lucky enough to get the chance, please please please do it right. Which just means wet, slowly and carefully.

 

Have to agree with Ivory62. Do it slow and easy or you will never get another chance. Have you even had your finger in her ass yet?

 

+1

 

No Posts From teh triptster For 5 Days, He's Either In Hospital, Or Dead...



Cheers Glen.

 

He was posting last night about trying the world's dumbest drug combo. I recomended adding some jenkem, but he wouldn't bite.

 

OK fill me in was it the "speedball" or the "Hendrix Cocktail". Both are pretty dumb.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Nutmeg, DXM and DPH. Don't know what the DPH is, considering who posted it, it's probably some otc stuff.

 

DPH = Diphenhydramine .... it's some kind of antihistamine.

I sure hope he doesn't try that shit ...

 

go slow, rim her and be dripping with precum - go slow ... enjoy; your prostate needs massage & incorporate into your intimacy too, you will be milked like you never have before & love it

 

if there's no follow-up on this, i'm gonna cry. it's the greatest love story ever told.