going commando

Five dahrah? Gimme five dahrah for royalties.

 

your penis is fitzy? :shocked:

 

Were you watching family guy on TV earlier?

 

how come every single thread on this forum turns into penis talk? even the pussy threads sometimes... seriously... we are all freaks of nature or something.

 

Nah, my tv's unplugged actually.

Was that on there?

 

man i just spit out some water

 

The size of my penis is a freak of nature.

 

My penis sucks YOUR dick.

And pays the legal fees.

 

My penis is the alpha and the omega of thought. Things naturally progress this way.

 

Yeah, Brian was telling the students they could dig ditches or be prostitutes if they wanted to.

 

My penis is a force of nature.

 

My penis has its own tennis court.

 

Tornadoes don't 'just happen' .... I do a 180.

 

When God said "Let there be light" he told me to move my penis out of the way.

 

Oh yeah, the dangerous minds episode. I've seen that one.

 

my penis is life. its in all of you

 

My penis is used as a dipstick to measure the depth of the mariana trench.

 

My penis is the real author of the bible.

 

thats disgusting.

 

The sun revolves around my penis. It is the center of the universe.