going commando

My penis has been snagged in blue whale fishing nets. Three times.

 

Superman challenged my penis to a race around the world.

 

I unzipped my pants and the world became flat again.

 

rye and ginger, you are so fucking right
i need to drink more
i'm all sober tonight
ewwwwwwwwww

 

my penis created the big bang

 

My penis holds the world record for the world's most underused bodypart.

 

My penis created prohibition.

 

Well thanks, I'll take that as an admittance of defeat.

 

my penis likes whiskey

 

Ive been lying. I have no penis. Fuck. Okay, who wants to share?

 

I don't even know. You might be right. You might have made the funniest joke in the thread.

 

Nobody worry, there is plenty of my penis to go around. My penis could feed all the starving children in Africa. Wait a minute...

 

woah woah.


Lets try to keep this thread clean.

 

Holy shit.

For the first second in my life I was just gay.

 

My penis is in the guinness book of records.

Not for it's size, but because I once used to save the guinness brewery from a landslide.

 

my penis is detachable and i lost it at a party once, i looked all around and finally found it being sold by an old man on the street

 

HAHAHA ew!

 

Good song.

 

oh. okay I didnt know it was a song :tongue:

 

The number one selling poster in college students rooms. WORLD WIDE. is a picture of my penis.