going commando

I absolutely love not wearing underwear. I just try and avoid it when wearing mini skirts with no tights!

 

my penis is sore from fucking your mom last night

 

I was walking down the street the other day, and tripped and fell and my penis struck oil.

 

yes it is. don't think i know you though... lol... guess i have a twin or two in the world.

hehehe... yeah, i'm a total cookie monster

 

My penis crucified Jesus.

 

Don't even get me started on your vagina. :H

 

my penis killed abraham lincoln

 

My penis is the new black.

My penis is the new Trump tower.

 

My penis really killed the dinosaurs.

 

Where the hell have you been??

That was HILARIOUS.



ummmmm .....


Obama made a campaign promise to replace the State of the Union with the State of My Penis.


Hillary loses.

 

my penis was once a puppet but it became a real boy because i wished on a star
those things work i tells ya

 

Soon.

 

Wow. Its uncanny though.

Insane resemblance. Made even more important by the fact that you remind me of a pal I wish I still talked to.

 

My penis likes boys.

 

yeah his was pretty fucking good

i've got nothing

 

The sun revolves around my penis.

 

The earth is round cause my Penis said so.

 

You're out of my life forever.

Go have a rye and water and think of something funny!

 

i'm pissed off with the way this thread is going
god damn you all and your ways of taking threads and making them about you and your penises