going commando

yes
thank you for pointing that out in such a fun thread
i'm going to go cry now
i can't trust anyone!!!
:bigcry:

 

hahaha... the pink ones with cookie monster are my faves.

 

Yeah. It sucks.

Especially when I'm getting head or something. I get all relaxed and it just comes out. Most people get pretty pissed off cause sometimes I start laughing, but I only laugh because sometimes its only a fart and not the other thing.

I've taken to getting head in the shower.

 

Is that you in your sig?

Cause the girl in that picture looks EXACTLY like a broad I used to know. I mean EXACTLY.

 

you're stealing my heart

cookie monster is my fave...i was also called cookie monster freshman year...haha

 

wow, just wow
thats so hot, the images in my head are just
wow
i'm going to need to take some time off the computer to masturbate to that right there

 

If I went commando, I'd have bruises all over my kneecaps...

 

lol! Cute.

 

Hey, don't make fun of me for my loose bowels.

I don't make fun of you for being an asshole.

 

I once killed godzilla with my penis.

 

My penis once derailed a train.

 

a wise man once said that the pen is mightier than the sword.........

 

Pft, I said that like 4 days ago.

 

The war in Afghanistan is over.

Victor?


My penis.

 

In India, my penis is worshiped as Shiva.

 

My penis once deflected an asteroid.

 

I like where this is going... Let's see what we can do with this

 

Everyone says my penis is really a vagina. kicked all yall asses :H

 

My penis acts as missle defense for the entire solar system.

 

Buddha sat and meditated under my penis to become enlightened.