going commando

It's hard to compare with something that has my penis as a muse.

 

Damn, I don't want this to die either. I'm too high to make jokes, damn it!

 

sorry. I got a phone call.

Cate's VAG makes cuba look like the pacific.

 

Im confused.

 

I said "Cate's VAG" and every mall's automatic door in the world opened.

 

shocked!

 

i'm confused too
and saddened that everyone wants to talk about cates vagina but no one wants to talk about my vagina



i'm so fucking done with this
you all suck

 

Castro quit.


So .... you know....


I'm not sure if cuba is in the pacific, but there has to be an ocean of people flooding out of there.

 

I talked about Indian Summer's VAG once, but every jew at summer camp died.

 

I feel like the biggest airhead ever.

 

Did you fall off my penis and hit your head a couple times walking life?

 

haha

 

My penis fell off Lode's penis and hit its head a couple times..



so I named it GEORGE W.

 

the jews died?
are you saying my vagina is equivalent to a concentration camp??

 

Yes.






















Particularily the gas chamber.

 

what? lol. im so lost.

 

my vagina is not gassy!

 

Nothing to be ashamed of.

Its just a good thing they keep you around the darlington plant. Who knows what kind of damage you'd do on the good people of the GTA.

 

Seriously, dude. Cease and desist. You are out of your element.

 

Because I've run out of penis jokes and I can't think of any vagina jokes, I decided to see how many pieces of bubblicious I can fit in my mouth. I am on #7.