God Loves Us All...

OMG and you've had his son, thats disgusting
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God is sick of everyone thinking she is a man...she's just really butch.

 

I didn't know God's name was Butch! You see this is exactly why the bible needs a good copy edit and fact checker, and maybe throw in a few car chases to spice it up. I start the first few lines but you guys will have to finish it.

In the beginning Butch created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Butch moved upon the face of the waters. And she said, "Let there be light," and there was light, and Butch saw the light and said, "That's cool."

 

In the beginning Butch created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Butch moved upon the face of the waters. And she said, Let there be light," and there was light, and Butch saw the light and said, "That's cool." Then a car came flying down a highway that God just built a second ago. It was OJ at the wheel.

 

No! No! No! George Washington was driving; OJ was in the backseat going down on H.R. Pufnstuf, remember? Geez.

 

Shit Im sorry, I forgot this was supposed to be the Truth!
And George Washington was smoking a blunt laced with cocaine! I forget, who was in the passenger seat?!

 

such an interesting thread.

 

Jesus always rode shotgun, but he preferred to use an assault rifle when doing his drivebys on the longhairs.

 

pppfffff how could I have forgotten that? Man, I tell ya Jim........
And I am receiving another message from god now, he says, Jim was bound and gagged and left in the trunk. If only the lord will tell me where they was heading.....

 

Oh man... Butch.

I had to memorise all of that without the "Butch" in 2nd grade in Hebrew... still remember it today...

Bereshit bara adonai et ha shamaim ve et ha aretz, ve ha aretz haita tow va vow ve hoshek al peni tehom, ve ruah elohim rehefa al pnei ha maim, ve elohim amar "Ihye or", ve haya or. Yom rishon.