Go ahead, you know you want to.

Aristartle has a secret crush on Matt (PR)

 

Penny is way more of a nerd than she lets on
soaring eagle has smoked himself stupid
Zen arcade is a holier than thou Indie rock head, total elitist
Piaf is beautiful and she KNOWS it but pretends that she doesn't and pretends to act surprised when she hears the compliments she secretly expected all along
Indian summer is cold to guys flirting, totally cold
BSR is a douche and he knows it and he knows you know he knows
HHB speaks the truth but likes to fear monger
Cate8 pretends to be a dumby but deep down inside she is a manipulative genius.
MKC got rejected by a beautiful French man and since than, has held a grudge against everyone in the country.

 

I'm waiting for someone to call me some English stereotypes : )
Just one rule , you've gotta set the hatin to rap or poetry.
So , I'll beat u at it : )

 

nah. we already did those.

RM had a dick in his mouth.
PR IS the bug up my butt
and CFF can only orgasm from french dick up his ass.

 

oh yeah, that's true.

 

OK this is how u want it:-

Cita is yankee from a trailer park.
Works streetcorners when its wet and dark.
Her mouth's always full - of burgers and cock.
When her shift's done , she crawls under a rock.

Give it up y'all : )

( Ooh that was quite ungentlemanly of me, but I know u like it , really : ) )

Anyone else care to be humiliated?: )

 

i like everyone

 

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A YANKEE!!! YOU DOLE-SUCKING WELSHMAN!!

(no offense to actual welsh people. sheep are very cool.)

 

Fcuk you all, I would eat you without a second thought but your all repulsive. You Scum between my toes, hoes, bitches, ego driven, sacks of flesh whose inner strength is so diminished that your minds sit in the fetal postion crying.

 

wait, i'm confused...what's wrong with being ego driven, and who are you?

 

I am the holy lint found in the Buddha's belly button, egos are for weak unenlightened folks who care about material objects and shit. You have recieved the word, now change your ways for I find my way into the sand that the sandman leaves in the corner of your eye.

 

oh! i thought it was about liking yourself more than anyone else...like you!

 

besides, i suffer from dry eyes.

 

You sir take being a fucking idiot to whole new levels.
Congratulations!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH-3d-BZn4

That should fix you right up. Too bad Ben stein is a total idiot piece of shit. Otherwise, I would collect hair from his chesticles.

 

a bears vagina is shaved

 

Thanks, where's my prize/genius grant taking anything to a new level should get me one of those.

 

Indeed, a bear's vagina is bare or else it wouldn't bare children because the male bears are shallow assholes

 

secret???