Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

I once saw this site full of videos of girls fucking themselves with power drills with long thin dildoes attached to them. Ladies, have any of you tried this? 'Cuz it actually looked kinda scary.

 

Chick are C O O L.

To all the ladies who posted here, thank you. I have enjoyed this thread sooooo much.

 

vibrators, fingers, hairbrush handles, toothbrushes (both ends- and yes it was new!!LOL), q-tips, markers/pens. but my biggest feat was.........*blushes*..........mind you, i only put it in for a few seconds because it HURT.
i tend to masterbate when im mad and one day i shoved a hairspray can up my......you know. im not lying, you could NOT make this up.
it hurt so i took it out, but the bottom of it fit in!!
im not loose im still pretty damn tight lol

 

This thread has made very interesting reading!!

 

it IS interesting to read this stuff

 

mmmmmm Yes, Very Interesting!!!!!

It makes me want to ...................

 

after this thread, im never picking up anything with my hands again!!!
im gonna use my teeth.

 

haha yeah everything you pick up couldve been used for self pleasure nowadays!!
girls are very creative with what they use

 

wait, wait...i've got the topper. this is the best yet. a loaf of bread. i'm not lying a friking loaf of bread. i was making this recipe and the stupid thing said to put the dough in a long cylindrical shape (normal) but then let it rise in the fridge over night. it didn't rise at all and when i cooked it it was a really hard long cylindrical piece of dough. you could have seriously used the thing as a weapon. but i decided to use it as a dildo...when opportunities present them selves....i couldn't pass i couldn't pass jacking off with bread, that's just too good!

 

hair brush handles, pens/pencils, fingers and ice cubes melting inside, lol.

 

Do you need an assistant cook in your kitchen ?????

I would love to see that, and perhaps I could eat the bread out of you.

 

^ oh my vagina bread!*giggles*

 

LMAO!! oh gross!

 

Forgot about Arbalest

 

Bread? Oh common, that's too soft, even a baguette, was this 2 month old bread?

 

a new meaning to the term "bun in the oven"

 

I never liked how that term served for pregnancy, I prefer the meaning it has now.

 

i don't believe half this stuff.

seeing is believing lol :sunglasse

 

I want pictures!!!