Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

one of my friends gf's masturbated with a butcher knife

 

an armband

cheap
very soft
pressure forces into a powerful climax

 

Vibrating cock rings are terrific!

I've used an awful lot of things...but vibrators do work the best.

 

Funny coincidence that, I woke up this morning and it looks like I did too! I guess I should have used the super absorbancy one. Ugh.

 

Heh, I realized I may have just killed the thread with that last post. If so, sorry!!

 

......(tumble weed noises).......

 

jia, that's awesome! i'm still laughing and i read it like 2 minutes ago. but then blood doesn't really bother me.

 

gear shift in my car used to be my best friend! i have used lotion bottles, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, hairbrush handles, god bless the venus vibrance razor handle, hairdryer (unplugged of course), popsicles, lollipops... i know there's more, i just can't remember at the moment. i'll update later if i think of anything!

 

My friend's mom would like to contribute to this thread:

Clay and Magnum condoms.

Make it however you want, whenever... seems like a workable idea.

 

LMAO! Blood never bothered me. I earned my red wings when I was 15.

 

I think the ladies will tell you what they fuck themselfs with if we tell them what kind of shit have you tried to stick your dick in ......
Come on be honest.
NO way you bought that super shop vac to clean up wood chips..........

 

jesus, a shop vac! damn dude that's nutty. I've fucked all kinds of shit. blankets, tube socks, rolled up sleeping bags, a bag of rolled up cotton insulation, both using condoms and a plastic back insert with lube. one of those rubber things that you grab and it like slips out of your hand it's like a hollowed out balloon filled with water or something. I took a rolls of duct tape then put a rubber glove over it and then filled the inside with 3 or 4 condoms filled with warm water and lubed them up. rolled up towel with a latex glove filled with lube in the middle. sculpy molded into pussy shape, soft not baked. umm... one time when I was a lot younger and experimenting with different sensations I used some masking tape... bad idea, I lost skin on that one. hmmm... I'm sure I'm missing stuff.

That's not counting things I've stuck in my ass... does that go here or somewhere else?

 

Well as they say, variety is the spice of life!

 

I've used markers, highlighters, fingers, electric toothbrush, shower head, anything that is round and fits, vibrator etc

 

Honestly Ive tried all those thing too ..lol

 

Wildfire YOU MAKE ME HOT!!!!!!! I never had any idea how creative you chics could get!!! =)

 

Please no comments....
Carrott, toothbrush, hair brush handle

 

IZ it any wundr that this iz 1 of the longest threads here?

 

Nirvana, if there's any woman alive who hasn't tried at least those three things...well, she isn't me.

I broke my own hymen accidentally with a Sharpie. Boy, did that freak me out.

 

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