girls gone wild

No I had to put my dog down.

(Animal Hospital)

 

Aww...I'm so sorry...

 

You gotta admit the girls are hot though.

 

Jeez, I'm so sorry Cap. Teach me to make a joke without knowing the details.

 

Usually when someone says hospital it's best to keep quiet.

 

Yes, I really should have thought about that quite a lot more carefully.

 

wow big deal, an insensitive joke

 

Well it is a big deal, since that doesnt happen very often here...

 

I don't think anybody's saying it's a huge deal, Zen. Just a joke I didn't think about so I apologized, that's all.

Anyway, so, boobs.

 

ok then

 

I asked my lady friend to speak Bosnian when shes getting frisky.

 

Janja, can you teach us how to talk dirty in Bosnian?

I just tried to look up what languages they speak in Bosnia and Croatia and it got confusing but I guess there are two different but very similar ones (Bosnian and Croatian). And actually I guess maybe Serbian too? Man, the Wiki on this is impenetrable.

 

Ah its all the same language....What do you wanna know ?

 

Well when the next person you love dies I'll by the first one to say: So thats why she/he wasn't moving.

 

How about "I need to have you inside of me right now"?

No wait - "I need to feel your throbbing manhood, but first please take off that Pope hat; you look ridiculous."

 

you guys sure do know your infomercials...

 

You’re only young once in life, so why not record it for posterity?


Hotwater

 

Ever seen the one about the magic bullet?

(really powerful blender)

 

sure haven't..

I count that as a blessing.