getting revenge on an ex

Yeah. Everything works just fine still. I actually paid to have someone stab me there. I got my penis pierced a few years ago. It lasted only a few months and unfortunately only brought pleasure to a single lady.

 

oh wow. prince albert? was that totally awkward? did it hurt alot? my belly button hurt me the most, and thats just your tummy. Ive been pierced like 9 times though.

 

Success is the best revenge...

 

Yes, it was a p.a. It was awkward because they shoved a tube up my penis and I had a male friend in the room for support. It hurt as much as any other piercing I've had. I've had nipples, eyebrow, tongue, ears, lip, and sgt. johnson done. It bled for a day or two. I had to wear a condom under my skivvies or else it looked like I had my period.

 

What's a Sgt. Johnson?

 

its uh, an el.....elbow.

 

Dude, this is what I got when I googled - so you might want to... oh man, did you get that???

http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2cocks1piercing_1.jpg

 

EWWWW HAHAHAHAHA OMG sorry i burst out laughing hahaha

 

uke: uke: uke:



i really hope that's not an actual thing people do....

 

What is a budding online friendship if not an opportunity to mock someone through thin and thin while simultaneously exploring your deepest darkest sexual desires, eh Aristartle?

 

*blushes*

You caught me Waking_Life.

Care to reciprocate by posting something equally as warmhearted or is it safe to say that you have other binding matters to pre-occupy yourself?

 

This dude would rather hang out in his ivory tower massaging these precious little words of his.

 

massaging his...

Sergeant Johnson? Remember to take pics. It didn't happen unless there are pics.

 

just put me in coach. I'll knock it out of the park for ya.

 

I think it's perfect to sign him up for a gay dating service!!

 

9 times ! Oh wow!!!!

I once pierced my nose. Lasted like 2 days.Then I got an infection so I had to take it out.
I am never getting anything pierced again.

 

yeh do it, it should be heaps funny

sweet revenge

 

Instead of taking him out for dinner .,
Why dont u:-
1)Buy him a new car
2)Hire his favourite pornstar for a 3-some with him.
Do full lesbian stuff *and* take it up the axxx.
3)Agree to do all the cooking and cleaning without moaning ,get another job to buy all your handbags , and let him fuck your best friend and his sister.
Hed be really really outraged at that.

( Message to the Brotherhood - Shhhhh - dont tell her its a trick - she's too consumed with hatred to realise )

 

PS Peace Attack , why, are u easy? ; )

 

I didn't read all the replys, but revenge is dumb and sad, oh so very sad...
But hey, good luck with that...