hahahahaha! no, i seem to remember my panties remaining dry (though my memory is, admittedly, very hazy from that particular night... i don't even remember being passed out on the floor at all, but my best friend has filled in the gaps whilst laughing at me a lot)
ok so i nearly just gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard after reading this on another forum i frequent; w...t....f??? how do people get these crazy ass ideas?
BUMP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkOOKVpzZuw"]YouTube- Bowling Mishap - Girl Gets Strike and self pwns
I hate ICP and thought this was funny as hell. * 90% of all juggalettes have penises. * Juggalettes can rarely spell properly. * They are almost always captured when the bait is a stick of butter. * All Juggalettes have throat chlamydia. * They harbor extreme swamp crotch and when in close proximity, the aroma will seep... into your lungs and you WILL die. * Most have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability. * Juggalettes have been known to rip third trimester fetuses from apregnant woman'..'s often have very lulzy saying to pronounce theirlove for the clown cock. Sadly these really did come from the cockwashers of juggalos. Juggalo Skillz * Whining * Necrophilia * Mime * Taking your order with a smile * Gaining weight * Buying 60 dollar t-shirts