Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

Uses said donut pillow as protective head gear for walking to the bus stop.

 

The only book he owns is a 'scrath n sniff' of the male anatomy

 

which you handed down to him:

 

prefers to ride his bicycle with no seat on it

 

Jerks off to Lady Gaga music videos

 

Thinks that is an insult as opposed to a sexual practice

 

lol...


considers jerking off in public parks sexually enlightening

 

cant pee at the urinals because the thought of a strange man seeing his dick makes him hard

 

lmao!


Can't travel outside of Canada because the thought of border guards in uniforms makes him toss in his pants

 

Voyeuristically considers this to be the highlight of his sexual life.

 

His sexual life involves a carrot, lube, a heated blanket and two boxes of Scotties

 

He get aroused every time his cat's in heat...

 

even you best outfit still has a whiff of baby-sick about it...

 

gets aroused when eating M&M's....;-)

 

thinks his toenails make, "a nice light snack."

 

Likes to paint his toenails...

 

has to shave her back weekly

 

Can't drive into the country, because he gets turned on by farm animals...

 

Can't find her way to Lexington....;-)

 

cant find his way out of a wet paper bag