you always make sure you are dressed when walking downstairs, because, otherwise, your foreskin acts like a slinky and you end up at the bottom in a bruised pile...
He likes to hold a lighter to his butt when he farts, the last one burnt all the hair off his butt...
lol...I thought I recognized the picture. His hemroids are so bad he walks around with a donut pillow taped to his ass