Funny Insult The Poster Above Game

eats from his dog's food dish...

 

your cooch smells like pooch

 

Show's up for his dates already wearing a condom...

 

ya that was dumb...I should have known you'd already have a box in your purse

 

Lost his virginity to his babysitter when he was 18, his mommy still wouldn't leave him home alone at that age...

 

used to babysit me for free

 

BBAD likes to think of himself as a "regular guy", but he keeps pansies down his posing pouch

 

I really need for you to stop sending me nudes and asking if you look normal

 

If you wouldn't mind, could you please change the oil in yer hair?.....;-)

 

your so gross that you had to have a spit valve installed on your upright bass

 

compares the rate of his balls dropping with the length of his penis and has since realised that he's losing the race

 

He purrs when you rub his belly...

 

doesn't wear fakeup cause she has a beard.....

 

the last time his face was clean shaven was during the nixon years, he knows the keys to his 69' shagin' wagon are in there somewhere.

 

Doesn't have to shave because he doesn't have any facial hair...

 

her idea of a shower is getting hosed off in the yard

 

youre one of those people who pick up half used cigarettes from the canadian tire ashtrays

 

you're one of those people who pick up used hookers in Canadian Tire parking lots

 

Has to tie a knot on the end of his condoms so they will fit...

 

She and her husband dress up as siegfried and roy every year for halloween