Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

Homer is having a dream in which he is hang-gliding above the screaming, fleeing population of a city. He is shooting at them with laser beams.

HOMER: You can run, but you can't glide!


And another:
OTTO: (looking down at his hands) They call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing.

 

OTTO: (looking down at his hands) They call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing.[/QUOTE]

and to finish that quote with the best part....

I never seen 'em fing, oh wait there they go

 

Skinner: "Good job, Nibbles. Now, chew through my ball sac."

 

Apu after being told he'll be fired for selling contaminated food to the customers:

"I don't want to live anymore!" ::grabs kwiki mart hot-dog::

 

"my daddy shots ppl'' ralph

 

*"my daddy shoots ppl'' ralph from da simpsons

 

"Killing myself?? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do!" - Homer

 

hahaha, I laughed my ass off when i saw that episode.

 

I love that episode when Otto drives the children to some UN conference they are holding and they fall in the sea for some reason and otto opens the bus door and is taken by the water and as he dissapears in the horizon he shouts "zeppelin rules!!!!!" Hilarious!

 

The episode Waylon Smithers is forced on vacation and Homer fills in for him (as best as I can remember):

Homer: Mr. Burns these phone messages have been waiting for you -
'Your car is illegally parked, please move it within 30 minutes'
'Your car is illegally parked, please move it within 15 minutes or it will be crushed into a cube.'
'Your cube is illegally parked, please move it within 30 minutes.'

 

Marge: "The only thing I'm high on is Love for my Son and Daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."

Chief Wiggum: (After tasting the "Garden Blast" hippie juice drink) "This is nothing but carrot juice and peyote!"

 

"you have 15 minutes to move your cube."

phone rings

mr. burns, "is it about my cube?"

 

Lisa: Grandpa, diddn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
Grandpa: I just figgured the Demecrats were back in office.

 

Lisa: But what if we wanted to vote for the 3rd party candidate?
Politician guy: Go ahead!! Waste your vote!!

 

I was grew up watching tv and i turned out tv.

 

When Marge always goes "what the" like shes fixing to cuss but it goes to a diff scene i just think that is funny..


peace
chickens

 

the who! I LOVE BANDS! - HOMER
EXTENDED WARRANTY! HOW COULD I LOOSE!- HOMER

 

I Turned Up T.v. Too

 

homer- I'm the best mono-thingy-guy ever

homer- why does noone belive my crazy story?

 

when the police dog finds weed in the blind guy's pants: "Uh...I need this or I could go...even blinder!"

or Lisa: "My God! The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!!!"