Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

when bart come back from the fair

Bart say's "Hey dad look at this cool pencil holder"

Homer Replies "Faar out, havn't seen a booong in years"

 

Another one, Not sure what episode it was but it's the one where Kent's doing an interview outside the School

"Kent Brokman, coming to you live from Springfield Elementry, How can you tell
it's live ????....... PENIS !!! " Classic, sooo, sooo funny

 

Eat my shorts



(Bart Simpson)

 

I didn't read through all so I don't know if this line was metioned yet but the episode where Marge and Homer are at the movies and Homer can't seem to pay attention to whats going on in the movie so he asks Marge "who's that guy?" then he immediately ask's "what did he say when I said 'who's that guy'?"

 

"It tastes like burning!" - Ralph

"You know, they call 'em fingers, but I never really see them 'fing'." - Otto

 

"oh wait their they go"- Otto (cont. of previous Otto line)

 

"my name is otto, and i like to get blotto" - Otto

 

Dunno if it's been mentioned yet but after years of Simpson's my absolute fave is when Bart goes to see the hiphop concert then pretends to be kidnapped -

Stone flies through window
Homer: "A flying rock! Call a geologist!"

Ah! Cracks me up that does!

 

Oh and another! Ralph this time - "Me fail English? That's unpossible"

Lol!

 

Ralph: "Why do people run from me?" (he wets himself)

 

"Release the Hounds..." - J. Montgomery Burns

We use this in the family when we kinda want to shine each other on...

 

Cop: You have the right to remain silent.


Homer: I choose to wave that right. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

 

in the androids' dungeon alleyway: "SHOO NERDS! SHOO!"

 

Lisa tells ralph that your finger doesnt count as a friend.

Ralph says they are, proceeds to try & pick his nose, misses, pokes himself in the eye and says to his finger 'right, you've let me down for the last time' before the camera pans away and you can see him in the background with a pair of scissors about to cut his finger off.....genius!

& does anyone else think a Ralph spin off series could work? it could be hilarious!

 

"MMMMMM beeeeeer!" - Homer Simpson
"I hope you learned something today Lisa, never try." - Homer Simpson

 

*The episode where Krusty reunites with his dad*

Homer: Son, when you grow up, you don't have to follow in my footsteps

Bart:That's ok, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

 

[From the episode with John Waters]

Homer [to Moe and Barney]: I don't want you calling him a 'sissy'. This guy's a fruit... no wait, queer. Queer! That's what you like to be called, right?

John: Well, that or John.

 

*from the one where Bart has the labelmaker*

Homer: "Awww...there's only one beer left, and it's Bart's.."

 

Kang: "AAAAAH! He's got a board with a nail in it!"
"They'll build bigger boards with bigger nails until one day they build a board with a nail in it so big, it will destroy them all!!!"

 

When the doctor almost runs over bart in his car:

"Whoa! I better keep my eye ON the road and OFF my Kool and the Gang air freshener!"