Funniest High Stories

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well we weren't high, but it is a weed story
me cousin and i were scouting around his neighborhood for some grass, cause hed never smoked before, and he wanted to get high, so we were asking around, finally we got to his friends house who was a total stoner, and he sold a bit to his mates, and me cousin was like nervous/excited, and he was givin it nicknames and didnt know that hash was different from weed, so he asked for hash, after that we had to wait in this weird closed school for me cousins mate, and when he got there he brought us hashish, and he was giving me these complicated instructions on how to make a water bottle hookah

 

The first time I smoked, my friend said it'd be the right way. He got 4 grams of dank and a GB, he showed me how to hit it, then another friend of our showed up. Well, I hit the GB 5 times, (Each time I coughed so hadr they had to talk me into doin it again) Anyway, 5 mins later I start wiggin out

Me -" OMFG HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I NEED TO GO HOME"

Friend-"Dude, its only been like 10 mins"

Me - "WDF? Were all dreaming were all really in the hostpital mannnn"

Me- " Do you hear Helicopters"

Like 20mins later I'm waiting for a ride

Friend - " Dude did that car just move?"

I turn around and I swear this car JUMPED at me, I feel backon the ground yelling "WDF"

Everyone- Luaghs at me


Lol, fuckinn jumpin cars.

 

dude †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, that made me laugh so hard

 

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One time a group of my friends and I were getting high out in my back yard. We decide we need some munchies, so two of my friends and I decide we're going to walk to the corner store. One of them decides to write a list so we don't forget what to buy.

He goes in the house and brings out a LONG ass peice of paper from an old printer and writes everything down. We get to the store and one of the friends has got the list rolled up like a scroll and is calling out the stuff ito us in this half-retarded
Old English accent, the clerk is staring at us the whole time. I end up laughing so hard I walk right into a huge cash of Two-liters and sent the whole thing crashing down. Long story short, we got no munchies we were all running as fast as we could lol.

 

XDDD

 

I have a ton. I was once waiting for food at a burger stand and i was tripping out. the guy puts down my burger and chips and i jump about a foot backwards fall over then run away (without my munchies).

another time i was uber high and ended up firstly putting a cherried joint in my mouth the wrong way (oww)

also my friend (who was on half a gram of mdma powder) just stood up on the bus and went up stairs, the rest of us were stoned and chilling on the bottom deck at the back and we just let him go up. so about thirty seconds later we hear shouting on the top deck and our friend comes running downstairs with his dick out. we have no idea whats going on at this point. the driver then stops the bus and starts screaming at us to get off. we do and it turns out my friend thought he was on a plane and that the top deck was a toilet, so he ended up pissing all over a seat and someones shopping. lol it was so fucking funny i laughed my arse off. lols.

 

Xdd

 

well there was this one time back in the day when i was laughing so hard for so long i couldn't even walk so i took a seat on a hill.

 

also, one time i was at chili's after a session and when the waitress asked me my order i just burst out laughing ridiculously hard and put my heads in my arms and then said a burger. then came:

how would you like it cooked?

me, saying the first thing that came to my head said: rare, my friends started laughing and they ordered for me.

 

I LOL'ed at the bus story.

 

dude i wish i could have seen that!

 

This was like one of the first times I ever smoked weed.

I was with my best friend and we were at his houseboat and we had 2 grams. His dad is a huge pothead and everything but we were like 12 or 13 so his dad didnt want us smoking yet. (but didnt really care if we did lol). So we leave to go to the store and halfway there I say "hey lets smoke that pot now" so we laid down beside a metal gaurd rail beside a highway were theres not that many cars.

So we start smoking out of a can (bad, but we were young and didnt know it was bad). So we finish smoking, and then we get to the Tim Hortons and all of a sudden it hits me. I'm in the store trying to order stuff but I can't stop laughing and my friend looks at me and whispers "stop it" and then he starts lauging and eventually we got our food. Then we left and we realized the lady gave us like 5 extra donuts (we only paid for 2) and then I started laughing harder because I couldnt believe it.

Then THE funniest thing that has ever happened to me happened. Were walking and then some old man comes up to us and says "heard it's gonna rain tomorrow" but he said tomorrow like this: "tomah -ra" and i just died laughing. I fell over and started rolling down a hill, i didnt know how big the hill was but trust me it was huge.

So I finally get back up and my friends lying there and i asked him whats wrong and then he said "I think I pissed my pants".

We get back and were just giggling the whole time, and his dad must have known beacuse we were like 10 ft away from him just laughing and watching hockey. It was the first time I realized how super heroeish your favourote sports stars are when your high lol

 

^that sounded like an enjoyable night. young and laughing your ass off.

 

LOL

 

I had a 2 gram blunt with my friend and were chillin in his room when he knocks over a hidden beer bottle that we drank like 2 weeks ago. He whips it out from the side of his bed and we both look at it and just start crackin up.