Fuck Weddings!

I don't mind the idea of going to other people's weddings, but I never plan on having another one of my own.....I now tell guys that I'm allergic to marriage

 

A big wedding has a great advantage though.

Most people actually bank a whole lot of money on a wedding.

My cousin just got married, had a nice big jewish russian wedding with alllll the family, and spent much less money on the wedding than she got back on presents.

 

this i very true. i got quite the haul.

 

i got a ton of presents for my first wedding, but much of it was stuff i didn't want or use. ex's family had ideas about important things that couples "should" have, that didn't match up with out lifestyle. i think i got 3 touch-lamps.

 

ew. uck. we got mainly household stuff. we're still using all of it. got some heirloom dishes from my mom, too.

 

what are fairy lights?

 

I saw the title and assumed this was some sort of wedding-orgy combo where the reception and consummation are combined

 

who has to give the drunken uncle a lap dance?

 

teeny tiny white twinkling lights hanging in the trees and foliage.

 

funny you should mention weddings, last night I was cleaning port-a-potties at a wedding and I hated it and the father of the bride yelled at me and made me cry. They were nice port-a-potties though, they flushed and had a sink and everything.. but still...

 

Fairies for folks who are on a diet.

 

lol.....


well KC the lights at your big-ass wedding sound nice.... we do that in our yard over the skating rink.

 

Fucking weddings. My ex-boyfriend is getting married and I think I'm going to invite myself to the wedding to see if the pussy really goes through with it.

 

Well are you ok with retraining orders, cuz I don't know if "self invites" are appropriate.

 

Hahaha, we're still on good terms, he doesn't know that I secretly wish him a lifetime of crappy luck.

 

I'm going to a wedding in June, but French weddings have got nothing to do with American weddings... especially not in my family.


And marriage is just a piece of paper from the city hall.

It's commitment that counts... married or not... we're not in the middle-ages anymore.