fuck that hoe.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Balloonatic, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

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    i love the way you take the time to respond to each little bit of my post seperatley.

    you are such a fool! she doesnt even know im pissed at her, so therefore she hasnt "accomplished" anything by getting under my skin, not that she knows of. and i really dont give a shit what your input is on the situation, i dont give a fuck what you think of me. i just want you to keep your lame ass out of my threads because nobody gives a fuck what you think anyways.

    you so wouldnt run your mouth like that to anyone in person, you would get your faggoty ass beat to the ground
     
  2. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Ok how about we all rip off a nice sized boat and all become pirates?
    We can make people walk the plank and make sport of them?
    Who's game?
    Oh and we can hang that bitch from the Yard arm and all tickle her till she pisses herself?
    Arghhhhhhhhh
     
  3. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    lol, wiz you are too funny...

    ballooney i think you should probably talk to her about it especially if she doesn't even know what's up
     
  4. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    What happened???
     
  5. Don't bother.
     
  6. funky08surfer

    funky08surfer Member

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    3 Step Program:

    1) Take your EX-best friend hostage
    2) Torture her on several occasions to get the anger out of your system
    3) Use the ransom money on marijuanaaaaa


    much love.
     
  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Is she in the tree?

    [​IMG]
    Wanna get high?
     
  8. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Thats just an idea now, but if she doesnt know yet, why not talk her into making some pics together with you, where both of you show all what you got ? If she hesitates, just start yourself, take of your top and just let her make some pics of your, eh, balloons - I BET she will soon follow your example. Afterwards you could process the pictures so that only HER naked ass is visible on them ! Hey, you could even put them in your gallery, you would have your revenge and we would have some fun looking at them :cool:

    Of course, seen from a moral point of view, you should have a REAL good reason for beeing pissed to do this. On the other hand, it would even serve a good cause - we all would see some tits ! :cool:
     
  9. You're a result of one of hugh hefner's many accidental pregnancies right?
     
  10. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    yo fuk tat ho u fukr
     
  11. ursg
     
  12. icedteapriestess

    icedteapriestess linguistic freak

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    Now, I would REALLY be impressed if your female ex-bestfriend were a penis, instead of a ****. Kinda take it for granted that she is a ****, seeing as it is the fact that she has a **** in the first place that defines her as being female. Being female and being a penis though...that would really be something.
     
  13. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Sorry to dissapoint you dude, but this doesnt insult me at all. The man has brains and he has balls and he is still fucking the Bunnies despite of his age. And when YOU will be in his age, you will even have FORGOTTEN what an erection is !
     
  14. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Boy...sounds like you know a little too much about Mr. Hefner's little friend. What with all the talk of balls and erection... *shudders*

    On a nice sidenote while on the subject, I know a girl who is Hugh's great niece. Or something like that. Don't think she knows him, though, but it's still interesting.
     
  15. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Well, I actually I only judge from the behaviour of my own little friend.... If I get blue balls from only WATCHING him on MTV sitting around all those playmates, its hard to imagine how it might be possible for him NOT to get an erection when he is actually there....
     
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    Hoe that fuck.
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Well, keep in mind, not all men are the same. He's been around so many boobs in his entire adult life, it may take more than just visual stimulation, lol. [​IMG]
     
  18. Obviously you're not as thick skinned as Mr. Hefner. I was complementing you. Now you just look like a dick with no brains.
     
  19. funky08surfer

    funky08surfer Member

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  20. GermanLoveMachine

    GermanLoveMachine Member

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    Why dont you move a little closer to reality and change your name from LyingInAField to LyingInAPaddedCellOfTheAsylum ?
     
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