Fuck starbucks emploies

The pop band Starbuck was pretty good, tho.

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I'm not sure if I look dumber awkwardly ordering a "vente" or just saying "large."

 

Saying large makes you look dumb to pretentious people.

But they don't matter. If someone gives you shit for saying large say "I keeps it real!" then start knocking shit over, tell them to keep the change then storm out.

 

hahahahaha!


seriously, though, i enjoy making pretentious shits roll their eyes and letting them go on and on like i don't know what they're talking about and silently noting their errors with a great deal of personal satisfaction.

 

lmao.... It's even better when you're the one behind the counter laughing at those pretentious shits. All the while, serving them decaf instead.....

 

evil! i like it.

 

Why thank you! (very passive aggressive, but hey, don't be a dick to me!)

 

new starbucks cup size..

http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/life...ering-revolutionizes-the-coffee-industry.html


i find i prefer my news delivered sarcastically.

 

I usually just get a tall coffee.

 

if someone is acting like a dick, they deserve my best efforts. i wait patiently and let things develop naturally until i see the proper opportunity to really bring the pain.

 

What other way is there to enjoy your news??

Yeah, after eliminating the non-profitable 8 oz, we get this!!

 

Ooooh excellent.... We really should open a shop together. An evil never before seen by man.....

 

honestly. but since that's not gonna happen, i'll take scathing.

 

Oh yeah.... Forgot about honestly. It's been a long time since I've seen that. Must've went out the window with my large drip coffee.

 

ive only had starbucks once and that was enough,..

 

It bothered me too:coffee:

 

The Trenta. Heh.

Reminds me of that youtube video about the supersize McD meal known as the Big Motherf***er

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Spanish is Viente.

Vente means 20, it's twenty ounces of coffee. And KC's right, it's average coffee.

I say large too. I've never been corrected. If I were I'd raise a very minor fit.

 

It's not their fault....

Is that a new thing? I haven't purchased anything from starbucks in about 4 years, but never heard that shit i don't think.

But their fault or otherwise, I'd damn well tell them if they couldn't sell me a "large", I would find another store capable of such a sale.

 

double post