For the Record:

you ladies are always scheming.

 

Always!

 

I love that in a woman. reminds me of i love lucy

 

Here's a disturbing question: Have you been to an Abba concert? You only specified that you haven't passed out at one...

 

Hahahaha, good question, AM!

No, I have not been to an ABBA concert, but I have vomitted whilst watching a concert on tv.

 

I have never been eaten by a shark..

I have never jumped out of an airplane, because that is just insane.

I have never eaten curry...

I have never seen This is Spinal Tap, any of the Godfathers or Alien movies...

 

i have never been pushed out of the airlock without a space suit.
i have never surfed the arctic ocean.
i have never owned a mig 26.
i have never been shot out of a rail gun.
i have never had frozen chickens fired at me from a rail gun.
i have never jumped off a tall building and lived.
i have never donated my left testicle to science.

=^^=
.../\...

 

I have never eaten my own kidney.

I have never danced naked on a flagpole in the rain.

I have never won a wheelchair hurdles race

I have never attempted to have sexual relations with a whale shark.

I have never gone sailing on a floating door.

 

I have never:

colored well water to make it look like piss
fed a chicken jello
taught a cat to speak german
dialed 9-1-1 to order pizza
performed a hysteectomy while blindfolded
measured the Pope for a coffin

 

I have never been elected president of the student body.

though i was elected most likely to die with keyboard in hand.

 

I have never:

taught a cat to swim
swallowed Jupiter
scraped a walrus
farted in the Oval Office

 

i think you'd be surprised with that one, you probably have inadvertanly, curry is far too common a spice for you to never have ingested it in a restaurants soup, or spice mix, or home made food...

 

Clearly she means a proper Indian curry meal. Tandoori chicken, naan, pupudams, rice etc.

 

Never made out with a martian.
Never ate cereal with a pitch fork.
Never made out with a martian who was eating cereal with a pitch fork.

 

I have never EVER been seduced by chipmunks,

but I do still want a hula hoop. lmao

 

I have never consumed chicken broth using chopsticks

 

I've never planted a severed limb in hopes of cultivating an entire human.

 

I have never completed an entire ____ for Dummies book, though I am waiting anxiously for the movie.

 

Liar, I seen video......