For Sale!

Well buying a woman is like buying a car. Always test drive...

Let's see...what would a man want to test out on a woman?

In cars I want hot looks and performance.

How many people have driven the car?

I would also have to think about maintenance and how much it would cost to keep it in top performance.

I am a very picky customer. But if I see something hot and sleek...I have no problem spending the money on it.

 

if you can make pie

 

Weird, it also MAKES your KEyBOArd GO OUT OF ConTROL.

 

Possibly...

 

It does tenD to HaVe thAT effect....

 

Possibly... if not I can learn.

 

alright...

i'll pay for the bus ticket...we'll go from there with prices if you can make adequate pie

 

Well, I'm not coming out there if your're not buying for sure, if you don't buy how do I get home?

 

i'll upgrade to a train ticket

 

One way??

 

to get here

then if you go back home, i'll pay for that one too

 

Well I am not sure if you are talking to me or not.

Post photos.

I imagine a round trip plane ticket to Cancun Mexico would assure you got home.

I know you are not serious though..

 

i don't know, how much, and are you hot? OHHH and do you put out and swollow those things are important.

 

lmao... First, I'll post a pic when I get home.

 

I'll post a pic when I get home...

Are you sure? I would capture me and lock me in the basement... that's just me I guess. heh

 

that won't do me any good i won't be online

 

i'm leaving work at 10

 

translation: i can't afford home internet so i certainly can't afford you, enraged angel

 

I'm at work, so I can't do anything from here.

 

Kinda harsh... I see you have a cometitive streak.