For all you fools havin girl problems...

Rasprophesy, where are you going with this? Some of your advice was really sound stuff. But why'd you have to cheapen it with nasty language and "piss & vinegar" style bragging?

And what exactly is wrong with marrying a virgin anyway?!?

 

"Rasbullshitery"??? LLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
mlee your too much... that shit was funny as hell... I laughed so hard i almost choked.

 

Here are a few examples of what I meant:

Never Love a girl more then she loves you....
Love works best when both partners give 150%, but I digress

"Listen to the woman". They do have something intelligent to say.
Truly, thank you! Not all men will do this!

It doesnt matter how you feel, if the girl doesnt feel, thats the end of the relationship.
This, sadly enough, is true. Sorry men!

Never, ever try to find solutions to her problems, she wants you to listen to her not trying to solve them even if she asks you what she should do, never answer with a solution; always reply "What is the best you think you could do. And let her find her own solutions.
See, here again… this is AWESOME advice!

A man does not choose a woman, a woman chooses a man If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her ass is lookin' for Mr. Wrong
Yes, or she’s looking for Mr. Perfect – either way, if she’s looking for Mr. Right… I’d run the other direction ‘cause no man would measure up. (no offense!)

Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her
I have a different list for you… never marry a female if you:
1. Can’t imagine becoming an old man with her by your side.
2. Don’t know if you can work with her – try being her coworker or volunteering together before tying the knot. You’ll learn a LOT about who she really is!
3. And that you don’t or can’t trust.

Don't listen to what a woman says, watch what she does and you'll be just fine...
See, this is more true than I’d like to admit. Women are masters of semantics. We don’t REALLY want to know if our new swimsuit makes our butt look big – we’re fishing for compliments. When you ask us if we want to do something, if we say “sure” or “I suppose” or ANYTHING other than “YES” chances are good we don’t want to – and are trying to be nice or humor you. And if a woman says “I like your shirt” do watch her face as she says it – she’s just as likely to be lying as telling the truth. Oh, and a woman that’s “fine” is anything BUT fine.

If you won't take that shit from a dude, then don't take that shit from another female either.
This, I do agree with. Men can be walked on & taken advantage of just as easily as women… and because y’all are supposed to be big, tough & invulnerable it’s tougher to get out of the relationship once it starts.

Lastly, If you ever feel a serious urge to hit a bitch, then you need to split from that bitch... Dont EVER hit a female... Smoke a blunt, go kick it with the homies, and walk the other direction... But maintain your "man" at all cost...
And see, once again. If more men felt this way – so many of my friends would be safe right now!

This is what I was talking about. You DO have good advice! Why do you need to cheapen your wisdom?
love,
mom

 

Where am I bragging? I don't brag... Never have, never will... Bragging is for the foolish, for the weak... I'm simply stating some advice to those of you who know not.

However I appreciate all said... Homeshoolmamma, where do we disagree?

 

Bragging - it's in your attitude, more than anything. As for where we disagree? Several places. Some things I can't comment on as I’ve only ever had one partner & have no ex-boyfriends. But these are a are a few places I strongly disagree with you:

Never marry the woman you love, marry the woman who loves you!
I feel love should go BOTH ways. DO marry a girl who loves you, but be sure you love her too or someone's gonna get hurt down the road.

Women like to fuck as much as men do, and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman ain't fuckin' you, she probably fucking somebody else.
Uh… not all women. Unfortunately the evil low-libido really does exist – and women seem to be more prone to it than men.

AND FOR GOD SAKES, DON'T MARRY A DAMN VIRGIN.
I couldn’t disagree more strongly... I DID marry a virgin – as did my husband. I’ve only ever had one man, and we’ve learned together over the past 12 ½ years… I could go on & on about the reasons I feel this is best, but it is one thing that we both feel makes our relationship the most special!

The only time you know for a fact that someone is not fucking your woman is when you are fucking her...
There's this little thing called trust… and a thing called faithfulness


When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up. If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.
I’m sorry, but as a girl I find this just plain offensive. Couldn’t say if it’s true or not, but it truly seems mean. And shallow.

Never treat a women like a Queen unless she realizes you the godamn King
lol… or if you want her to TREAT you like a king, or you’re wooing her, or you messed up really really bad Women will ALMOST ALWAYS fall for a good dose of pampering. If she doesn’t, she’s likely got PMS and you’d better RUN!
love,
mom

 

Thank You

 

i just spoent 20 minutes disectting each statement i disagreed with & a crash made me lose it all,
lets just say 90% of everything u say will only end in disaster
if you really want me to take another shot at explaining where your so wrong i'd be happy to
you made like 5 semi coherent points & 30 that were pure bullshit

 

What happened to the "bye bye" lol... No matter what you try and tell me, no matter how hard you try analyse the context and convince me that I am wrong or incorrect, I will never change my ways... So why bother?

Some agree, others dont... O' well. deal with it. What are you going to do about it? And why are you wasting your time in my threads?

 

And you talk about "coherent" lol... Your posts are incoherent, and illiterate.

 

I must say, I agree with most of it. About 90% of it, to be exact.

 

ok lets rock
lets break down the bullshit & spread alittle light

love equaly..love all your capable of.. the more love u give the more u recieve & holdingf back love to "save face" will only cause sorrow, hurt feelings & yep u guessed it, the death of love

whats wrong with both?.
but i guess u mean screw love marry the 1 whos too obseesed to leave ya so u always got some1 to fuck

well at least i'd understand why she was..lol
but damn dude with so much disrespect who could blame her?

remove the quotes & this is your 1st sensible thought here
good for you

again, aproaching clarity, but..prepare again for the plunge into noncence

irrelevant & meanningless so whats the point of saying it?

hahaha ok maybe you are just meant to be a joke or parody & occassionaly ya get a giggle even though ya know ya shouldnt,
i disagree though, every 1 is different some may like to know they stink if they stink others only be told theyre always perfect
u admit to 1 relationship ever in your short years then act like u know what all women like? ha

again tiny sparkl of wisdom destroyed by generalities yes sometimes its best to have em woirk it ourt themselves other times u should be there with advice that shows u care, simply responding like a robot shows u dont give a shit & are unwilling to put any thought into theyre issues

again ..ahhh why even bother... ok 1st off if she cant find myr right its cause theres so many mr wrongs in her face spouting this sorta bullshit. some guys think its so cool to act a fool (like u) & dont realize that theyre being the definition of mr wrong..

never fuck with a guy who doesnt believe u desserve far more then any1 is capable of giving you

assinine some women like alot some alittle every1 is different & theres so manyt reasons shre may not be fucking u & id trace most back to your attitude

hahaha come on dude not every woman likes freak shit
maybe afterr u had more then 1 you can try again with telling us what all women are like

 

You are my guru. I wish to study under you. All your [prophecies are true and I would climb the himalayas to seek such wisdom! Divine secrets of the YA YA Brotherhood!! But thats awesome, and all true!!THanks!!!!

 

no such thing as thread ownership
what u put on the web belongs to us all & is there for the world to see & comment on
cant handle advice or critisism?
then dont post

 

And another Guru! When I first met that girl you tried to steer me away, and In a way which was genuinly abrasive- but REAL!! MASTER!!!!Why didnt i or couldnt i listen? Im socially retarded.Now i have to scramble outta the dumptser and try and get clean, but its happening slowly.

 

LOL @ Criticism...

 

LOL @ sub-literacy...

 

listen to soaringeagle, beside himself, on that white epithetical racial tip... My mom is dead? No she is a Licensed Vocational Nurse (LVN) She helps the dying... My father is an alcoholic? My father manages an architect firm. HMC. In which is one of the largest architectual firms in southern California... To set the record straight. And no, none of my parents ever did drugs, yet another illegitimate accusation from an imbecilic white. Typical, I expect nothing less... You just made a damn fool of yourself, racist old man. As a result of your lack of intellect, you resort to race as a crutch, ignorance as your accomplice... lol I would roast you, but i'm goin out to eat with my lady tonight... Talkin about takin a bus outta Babylon??? LOL!!! @ White stupidity... Your contradicting yourself white man... You ARE Babylon...

 

Hey, whoa! Listen to yourself:

As a result of your lack of intellect, you resort to race as a crutch


How can you claim someone else is racist when you you say things like:

listen to soaringeagle, beside himself, on that white epithetical racial tip...

yet another illegitimate accusation from an imbecilic white...

LOL!!! @ White stupidity... Your contradicting yourself white man...


Can you honestly claim that this doesn't reek of racism also? My skin isn't white, any more than yours is black... and what shade specifically you were given over me has NOTHING to do with our respective intellect! Please, really. I've seen too many people hurt over the color of their skin.
love,
mom

 

He who cares least it he who controls.

 

He who cares least is he who controls.