Fooled Around With The Handyman

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by TheSamantha, Aug 25, 2016.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    ??? How do you know that?

    Does Carlos the plumber have a blog
     
  2. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    looks like someone needs to go back and reread from post 1
     
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  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I hope he was a full service type of handyman.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I sure hope he was paid by the job rather than hourly.
     
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  5. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    The plumber? He had a contract price for the whole complex.
     
  6. TheSamantha

    TheSamantha Member

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    Update: an even sexier Latin handyman came to my house.

    And came at my house.

    We made out. And I sucked his dick.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    1) your handyman company seems to have racist hiring practices.

    2) your handyman company must not be very good, if they have to come by and make repairs multiple times per week.

    3) maybe they're not very good handymen because they're all busy screwing around with their customers. aren't any handymen married, or gay, or just professional about their job?
     
  8. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    or 4.) OP is full of shit and wanking to this daydream
     
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  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Knowing hip forums she isn't the only one.

    Coincidentally undies had a fap while in this thread, not becuase of this thread. Becuase the pizza came...and not becuase the pizza delivery boy was a girl, but becuase he got extra pepperoni without asking
     
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  10. TheSamantha

    TheSamantha Member

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    1) I guess so, because almost all the people who work for this building are Hispanic

    2) They're working on a long term project of replacing the pipes in the kitchen and bathrooms

    3) I seduced them :)
     
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  11. TheSamantha

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    Update: I just messed with a third Latin man. This one is an ongoing FWB of three years. We fucked twice. Tried anal, but it was too tight.
     
  12. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    Oh my,.....the old lady in me is coming out. You use protection or have a death wish? I find oral sex extremely intimate...to put a cock in my mouth...a man I do not know...well that ain't gonna happen. You do not know where that thang has been!

    Ok...carry on, lol.
     
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  13. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    Now they are fighting to get assigned to your apartment.
     
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  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Thinking of making a career switch now. Happily I have an affinity with latin!
     
  15. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    knowing how most guys think(especially blue collared ones) and american companies business practices, these stories are not too hard to believe.

    that being said, it'd be much easier for me to fap to VG's pepperoni pizza story

    lol
     
  16. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    the handyman(who's married with 2 kids) from my apartment complex has banged *several* women, some married, in the last 12 years or so he's worked here. he has has gotten an offer from a young girl he saw grow up here to fuck for cash, a girl you'd never suspect was like that at first. turned out years later she was some sort of nympho

    he's not even attractive imo, barely speaks english, and is somewhere in his mid 40s early 50s. still bangs my neighbor(also married with 2 kids) to this day. :D
     
  17. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    well said,piece...at least you are honest and straightforward in what you say.... :gorgeous: i admire your opinion..I always did...
    we are all responsible for our own acts...and when it comes to intimate sex...it can be risky....yeah..

    [​IMG]
    Tiger
     
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