Fleshlight Users?

You don't have to do it right away. I have waited until the next day to clean the sleeve I used. Haven't had any problems with the sleeve breaking down or becoming damaged by letting it lay there with lube and semen in it for a few hours. I just put the caps on and let it sit until I can tend to it.

 

Never used fleshlight or anything like that, used a vibrator in the past to stroke up and down my shaft and under my balls, I find beautiful images of women wearing stockings, bra and panties does it for me,

 

I had one for a long time.......loved it. My fav was putting it between the mattress and fucking it doggy style. Many other uses too. My wife didn't know I had it. One day she came home early and saw it sitting in the warm water in my sink. "What the hell is this"!?!?! She was pissed. She wasn't having sex with me, so why so upset? At least I wasn't out screwing around.

 

You explained it to her I hope. Maybe like this. "Why dear, don't get so upset. This is my replacement pussy. Yours went dry and clamed up so I went ahead and got a replacement for it. It works pretty well. Stays wet, feels just like yours, it's always available, never has a headache, lets me cum in it, and doesn't bitch and complain about the other pussies I have when I want a change of pace."

 

Sometimes you have to wonder, just where their head is. You're not getting sucked or fucked at home, just because she doesn't feel like it. You're not out screwing around because you can't afford the divorce. What the hell did she think you were doing?? Going celibate? Yes, honey, of course I masturbate frequently, and maybe if you did, too, we'd both be a lot better off....

 

That's really not recommended. Our fluids can attract and nourish bacteria and if not cleaned properly and relatively quickly, you could end up with a UTI or fungus.

 

Are fleshlights really that good? I've tried four or five sleeve types of different styles and found them fun, but unremarkable. Some seemed almost kind of numbing after a while. They seem to dry out pretty fast, and if you're using them for more than a few minutes, water based lube can get gooey.

 

I really like to use Silicon lube that lasts a nice long time. The Fleshlights shouldn’t be used with that, so for a nice 2-3 hour long edge session…. Seems like a lot of work to keep it going.

 

I don't have one but I have thist wild fantasy about jacking a guy off with one. Read my masterbatiory fantasy posted to give you and idea of whatvi wantvtovdo. Hopefully it will get you hard?

 

Here's a new perspective on the Fleshlight Users topic ... with a humorous twist!

About four years ago, the wife was taken ill. She spent two weeks in hospital and a while recovering. At her encouragement, actually her insistence, I bought a Stoya/Destroya.

I tried it out and it was incredible! We hadn't been ready for what would happen.

After a few strokes, (I suppose this happens with most first-timers) it became impossible to avoid speeding up or pushing deeper. I think it must've been about 45 seconds before I felt my penis swell and my face flushed. I gasped, yelled and exploded into the biggest masturbation derived ball draining orgasm of my entire life, pumping sperm into Stoya's pleasure chambers until I nearly fainted.

A few days later I found myself on the Fleshlight website.My credit card had replaced my dick in my right hand. I ordered some accessories and took advantage of a promotion to order a Bibi Jones/Bi-hive Fleshlight and a Nina Hartley/Cougar. Both were very satisfactory, but not as devastating as the Stoya Destroya.

Our domestic situation was - er - complicated. We were caring for my mother, whose body and brain were ravaged by terminal dementia, and my nosy kid brother, a walking Rain Man. Discovery of the not - exactly - discreet Fleshcases by either of these folks, both loved but both utterly incapable of discretion, would only be a matter of time, and would be supremely awkward. So I did what seemed like the prudent thing. I bought a small fireproof locking safety box with an electronic keypad lock. Life went on as before, except that the new "Mrs. Keys" gradually faded from the scene.

Remember the humorous twist I promised?
Wait for it...

Now, a flare up of her rheumatoid arthritis has put the wife on the sexual sidelines. I want to be patient and not hurt her feelings.

But man, I have needs too.

And right now one of them is a date with Stoya that ends with me blowing my load into her.

My dick twitching with anticipation, I tap out the combination on the keypad.

The lock rewards me with what I imagine must be the sound of an electronic cockroach being stepped on. The batteries are dead, and the instruction label informs me that I need the override key.

Oh yeah???

Well

I

CAN'T

FIND

The

FUCKING

THING!!!

The irony of the situation becomes immediately apparent. But I'm really not feeling like laughing. The only living soul on earth who might know where I put the key is the person to whom I'd really prefer not to say,
"Honey, where's the key to the box I keep my masturbators in? I really need a nice strong orgasm right now."
There is no possible alternative reason I would want access to that box!!
So, gentle reader(s), tomorrow morning, tools at the ready, I will attempt to break into the box without waking my darling, and having (I hope) done so, will drive to Walmart in search of a replacement.
All this just so I can come without using my hands...

Ah, fuck.

 

I love my fleshlight. My wife bought it for me a few years ago when her menopause set in and she lost all sex drive, now she some times surprises me with a new sleeve about every six months or so.

 

Haha. Great detailed story. I hope you can get it open.

I used my turbo thrust Fleshlight last week and had an awesome sesh with it. I cleaned the sleeve and the case and let them dry overnight. Next morning I put the caps on the case. And somehow the top cap is jammed and can't get it open for the life of me. The sleeve was not in it yet, but I guess I need to order a new clear case from Fleshlight. $20 for a plastic case! Ugh.

 

Got the fucker open... Yay!
All I need (hopefully tonight) is a couple of Jack Daniels on the rocks and some solitude....

 

Woo hoo!!! Congrats. Now you have an evening to really look forward too. Hope you don't leak too much today in anticipation. Haha!!

 

"Jack" is always willing to help out.

 

EPILOGUE -TWO DAYS LATER...

As it turned out, the strongbox was not as strong as I thought. A screwdriver in the right spot provided enough leverage to open it, but also enough to damage it irreparably. The replacement has enough space to store a few other items I can plausibly claim to be looking for next time I'm looking in it.

And the reunion itself was blissful. With visions of a threesome with two Tylers - Liv and Alison - dancing in my head my dick was throbbing. The first session was explosively short, ending in an orgasm that more than repaid the last two weeks' without release. I decided really had to revisit that fantasy later that evening. I did, and that's the beauty of masturbation - you can. The mind is the ultimate sex organ, if you'll only allow it to be...

...wait, Liv and Allie are calling. Gotta run, see you later...

 

I had one many years ago but recently bought the Turbo ignition. It is awesome! Feels so good!

 

Ok, let's put the key in a more strategic place this time - like screw it to a piece of 2 x 4 labelled "private toy box, no peeking"....

 

LOL