Flat Earth

Yo mama's flat.

 

Hehe a good picture indeed!

 

*Makes critical comment about liberal tolerance*

 

best post in this thread

 

Galaxies are flat. Only safe to assume it's contents are too.

 

Even NASA photograph of the known universe is flat.

Oh but the earth is round. Lol. Okay NASA.

 

A pan of rice and beans is flat, but beans are not flat. Hm?

 

No, not at all.

 

That's a bean pod, not a bean. Gee. You're really going to argue that a bean is flat?

Technically, even a pod isn't flat -- not like a sheet of paper is flat. And the very term "flat" is inconsistent with galaxies anyway. They're not flat.

 

Green bean theory.

 

Which is probably closer to the truth than flat earth or round earth by some remarkable coincidence.

 

Maybe in a happy turn of coincidences string theory and green bean theory become one and is called string bean theory.

 

Beans can cause big bangs.

 

Beans are dry, yet moist, and that is why I love them. Serve me up a big plate of hot buttered lima beans and I am a happy man. And herein lies the secret of the cosmos: dry, yet moist.

 

Nein

 

Too much man! Just too much!

 

Too much wisdom you mean?

 

Wisdom thwarted by researching beans. But I won't go there. But I've learned something and I was right.