Fits of jealousy

I dont get out spoken jealous like "GURL thats MUH MAN!" but if my guy was talking to a girl more than me and having good time with her, I'll get jealous IN my mind like "I hope we can communicate as well as that" or just butt in and drag his ass out

 

My left hand gets jealous of my right hand all the time, cos the right hand gets all the action. Sometimes in the middle of the night I'll get woken up cos my left hand is slapping the right hemisphere of my brain, angry that I'm not ambidextrous. But its even worse in public cos when it slaps the right side of my head it makes me look weird

 

Yeah, I don't really get jealous, opposite sex-wise. I used to be terrible, but now I'm pretty secure with myself. To be fair, though, I haven't been in a proper relationship in quite some time, I'm sure if my emotional investment were to increase I'd be more prone to it.

When I used to get jealous, and I imagine if it happens in the future, I'd just let it seethe and build up to resentmentt.